The original <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1956058">Alcoholic</a> never completed a full game for any team.
Starting out as a Thrower he died in <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=759098'>his first game</a> for <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=169661'>Rat Arsed</a>
Raised as a <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1956784">zombie</a> for <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&team_id=168903">Punch Bowl</a> he took the LOS for the remainder of the game. He then died again in the following match and has been resting ever since.

As a Skaven thrower he played half a game and scored 0SPP
As a Zombie he played (statistically) 2 games and scored 0SPP


Even 2 time failures deserve another chance and he gets it as a skeleton this time. boney fingers are crossed for it to be third time lucky