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Did you know? Up until now, 1479782 players have died on the pitch.
I used to go out with her, she cooked me all my meals
Then one day she made it big, she won 'Miss Macclesfield'
She'll get fed-up with buffets, one day she'll come back
She knows that all the real men live in Macc
She'll tell me that she loves me and she hated living with toffs
I'll slip her a length, then I'll tell her: bugger off!