Taken from the rookie leagues for his extreme dedication, this thinker is a self-styled ruckman, famously proclaiming about the ball: "Wo Es war, soll Ich werden" - "Where It was, shall I be."

His playing style is a ghoulish mockery of an earlier star of BloodBowl - Sigmund Freud, with some Saussure. He bases his tactics on an idea of NEED, playing a game he calls "fort/da" where he initially does not have the ball, and then gets it back again. simple, yet effective.