[07:32] <@TheSpoonyBard> NO EXCUSES
[07:32] <@TheSpoonyBard> YOU HAVE SHAMED YOUR ANCESTORS
[07:32] <@TheSpoonyBard> SEPPUKU IS THE ONLY WAY
[07:32] * @TheSpoonyBard hands Ro a sword
[07:32] <@Ro> Ro is Ronin..... not samuri
[07:32] <@TheSpoonyBard> errr
[07:32] <@Ro> major loop hole
[07:32] <@TheSpoonyBard> a ronin IS a samurai
[07:32] <@Ro> no
[07:33] <@Ro> a samuri has a master or a lord a ronin does not
[07:33] <@Gus> Spoony, he isn´t ninjalike.
[07:33] <@TheSpoonyBard> true
[07:33] <@TheSpoonyBard> he is old and fat
[07:33] <@TheSpoonyBard> ninja are not
[07:33] <@Gus> How do you know?
[07:33] <@TheSpoonyBard> which one?
[07:33] <@Gus> Ninjas can´t be found
[07:33] <@Gus> and if you do they kill you
[07:33] <@TheSpoonyBard> but if they were old and fat, finding them would be easy
[07:34] <@TheSpoonyBard> and they would be unable to kill me
[07:34] <@TheSpoonyBard> cuz they would be still from arthritis, and unable to move all their flabby bulk quickly
[07:34] <@Gus> But they are still ninjas
[07:34] <@Gus> which means they know ninjastuff
[07:34] <@TheSpoonyBard> but they couldn't be ninjas if they were old and fat
[07:34] <@TheSpoonyBard> meaning that ninjas are not old or fat
[07:34] <@TheSpoonyBard> meaning ro cannot be a ninja
[07:35] <@Gus> unless they were so secret that we couldn´t find them
[07:35] <@Gus> and find out that they were old and fat
[07:35] <@TheSpoonyBard> but we found ro...
[07:35] <@Gus> Well, that must mean that Ro isn´t a ninja!
[07:35] <@TheSpoonyBard> indeed!
[07:35] <@TheSpoonyBard> glad we are in agreement!
[07:35] <@Gus> yup
[07:36] <@Gus> So Ro, just so you know. You aren´t a ninja!
[07:36] <@Ro> never claimed to be
[07:36] <@Gus> bah!
[07:36] <@TheSpoonyBard> but you are old and fat

[22:38] <;@Ro> WTF GUS I m actually on the field??
[22:38] <;@Ro> you trying to get me killed?
[22:55] <Gus> Well... 2 sendoffs and Trog and Pizza injured
[22:56] <;@Ro> NO EXCUSE
[22:56] <;@Ro> its not in my contract to actually play
[22:56] <Gus> but you got a spp!
[22:56] <;@Ro> i expect extra for it
[22:56] <;@Ro> lol
[22:57] <Gus> you got a good position now... close to the line so you can talk to the fans!
[22:57] <;@Ro> oh then i ll just take the mvp too so i can roll a dbl skill
[22:59] <;@Ro> no its not in my contract to deal with fans either
[22:59] <Gus> But I got your family tickets
[22:59] <Gus> drained the teams budget....
[23:00] <;@TheSpoonyBard> that's impossible
[23:01] <;@TheSpoonyBard> the gate is only 98000, it can't be ro's entire family
[23:01] <;@pizza|afk> lol
[23:01] <;@Ro> lawlz