When the undead are given their names, they can often times be misleading. Thus is the case with Red Beard. A native of Florida, Red Beard was a nobody. He spent most of his life measuring concentrations of swamp gas, listening to televangelists and wishing that he could have been alive 100 years ago when his 'morals' were more fitting for the times.

A proponent of slavery, Red Beard was delivered his justice as his after-life was a sentence to be among the living dead. Although his name is pirate sounding, the only thing he ever pirated were MP3s.

Likes: Bluegrass Music, Martha Stewart, Archie Bunker

Dislikes: His Momma, His Daddy, children and most people with an IQ of 78 or higher.