Coach tzilacatzin has been a good rival to me. Dirty coach? You bet he is! He pioneered the use of fouling in the No Block League to make it truly the bloodiest league in FUMBBL. How did coach tz become this way though?

As a boy, little tz loved playing outside, looking for neat things to see with his magnifying glass. One day, while watching a group of ants, they suddenly burst into flames! "How could that happen to those poor little creatures?" tz asked his mommy. Tz learned a valuable lesson that day. Tz looked for other things to start on fire with his magnifying glass, until the day he burned his house down.

With no place to live, tz took to the streets. Every day was a struggle just to find some old scraps of food to eat, or a warm place to lay down. Tz would wait patiently along the side of the road, waiting for a chicken to cross, and then would grab the chicken with his butterfly net and snap its neck to eat it for dinner. It wasn't until years later that coach tz learned he could use his magnifying glass to cook the chicken too! Times got so bad for tz that he had to resort to stealing. He would wait at a street corner for an elderly person to help across, and then would yank the walker out from under them, take her purse and run. Sometimes, tz couldn't resist kicking them when they were down.

On March 26, 2006 a Blood Bowl team owner spotted tzilacatzin doing some of his handywork and offered him a job. "Cleaning up the mess," is what the owner called it. Ecstatic to be offered a job earning a salary, tz jumped at the chance, not even knowing what Blood Bowl was. He was astounded that somebody wanted to pay him to play some sort of professional sporting game! A modest playing career saw tz not really good enough to score, or smart enough to defend, but he was very keen on kicking things that were laying on the ground. Tz was issued the 'Adept Fouler" award during his career, and was presented with a pair of golden boots by the team.

When tzilacatzin was forced into the ranks of ex-players from a particularly vicious block, he was moved to the coaching staff, first as an assistant, and was ultimately given control of a team, the Jonestown Massacre. Tz was able to bring the team to a winning record, inflicting carnage all the way, and continued to buy more teams after his continued success. Tzilacatzin is still coaching away, trying to figure out how to play offense. He loves short walks on the beach, and dislikes sauerkraut.