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Elephant Man
#9
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
29
B
491
P
0
F
0
G
83
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
41
Td
2
Mvp
4
GPP
110
XPP
0
SPP
110
Injuries
n, m
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
+MA
Guard
Mighty Blow
Piling On
Pro
PART VII
DEATH
Distraught Male Voice: I just can't go on. I'm not good any more,
goodbye... goodbye... aaaargh!... Aaaargh!
[A leaf falls to the ground.]
Distraught Female Voice: Oh my God! What'll I do!? I can't live
without him... I... aaaargh!
[Another leaf falls.]
Distraught Children's Voices: Mummy... Mummy... Mummy... Daddy...
[Two more leaves fall.]
More Distraught Voices: Oh no! Aaaargh!
[All the remaining leaves fall with one accord.]
This man is about to die. In a few moments now he will be killed.
For Arthur Jarrett is a convicted criminal who has been allowed to
choose the manner of his own execution.
Governor: Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett, you have
been convicted by twelve good persons and true, of the crime
of first degree making of gratuitous sexist jokes in a moving
picture.
Padre: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust...
DEATH
Distraught Male Voice: I just can't go on. I'm not good any more,
goodbye... goodbye... aaaargh!... Aaaargh!
[A leaf falls to the ground.]
Distraught Female Voice: Oh my God! What'll I do!? I can't live
without him... I... aaaargh!
[Another leaf falls.]
Distraught Children's Voices: Mummy... Mummy... Mummy... Daddy...
[Two more leaves fall.]
More Distraught Voices: Oh no! Aaaargh!
[All the remaining leaves fall with one accord.]
This man is about to die. In a few moments now he will be killed.
For Arthur Jarrett is a convicted criminal who has been allowed to
choose the manner of his own execution.
Governor: Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett, you have
been convicted by twelve good persons and true, of the crime
of first degree making of gratuitous sexist jokes in a moving
picture.
Padre: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust...
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2008-02-03
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-02-03
-
1
-
-
-
3
2008-02-04
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-02-04
-
1
-
1
-
5
2008-02-06
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-02-06
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-02-07
-
-
-
2
-
4
2008-02-15
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-02-19
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-02-20
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-02-25
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-02-26
-
-
-
1
1
7
2008-03-04
-
-
-
3
-
6
2008-03-06
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-03-08
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-03-10
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-03-18
-
-
-
2
-
4
2008-03-20
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-03-23
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-03-23
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-03-30
-
-
-
2
-
4
2008-04-07
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-04-19
-
-
-
2
-
4
2008-05-26
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-05-28
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-06-06
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-06-17
-
-
-
3
-
6
2008-06-20
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-06-24
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-06-28
-
-
-
2
-
4
2008-07-04
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-07-05
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-07-15
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-07-17
-
-
1
-
-
2
2008-07-27
-
-
-
2
-
4
2008-07-29
-
-
-
1
-
2