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Strange man
#3
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
6
B
209
P
0
F
0
G
45
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
11
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
37
XPP
0
SPP
37
Injuries
n
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
Mighty Blow
Stand Firm
THE
MIDDLE
OF THE FILM
FIND THE FISH
Man: I wonder where that fish has gone.
Woman: You did love it so.
You looked after it like a son.
Man: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go.
Woman: Is it in the cupboard?
Audience: Yes! No!
Woman: Wouldn't you like to know.
It was a lovely little fish.
Man: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go.
Man in audience: It's behind the sofa!
[An elephant joins the man and woman.]
Woman: Where can the fish be?
Man in audience: Have you thought of the drawers in the bureau?
Woman: It is a most elusive fish.
Man: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go!
Woman: Oh fishy, fishy, fishy, fish.
Man: Fish, fish, fish, fishy oh!
Woman: Oh fishy, fishy, fishy fish.
Man: [strangely] That went wherever I did go.
First fish: That was terrific!
Second fish: Great!
Third fish: Best bit so far.
Fishes: Yeah! Absolutely... ! Terrific! Yeah!... Fantastic...
Really great
[Whistles 'More'... Pause.]
Fifth fish: They haven't said much about the Meaning of Life so
far, have they...?
First fish: Well, it's been building up to it.
Second fish: Has it?
Fifth fish: yeah, I expect they'll get on to it now.
Third fish: Personally I very much doubt if they're going to say
anything about the Meaning of Life at all.
Fourth fish: Oh, come on... they've got to say something...
Other fishes: ... Bound to... yeah... yeah...
[They swim around a bit.]
Second fish: Not much happening at the moment, is there...?
MIDDLE
OF THE FILM
FIND THE FISH
Man: I wonder where that fish has gone.
Woman: You did love it so.
You looked after it like a son.
Man: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go.
Woman: Is it in the cupboard?
Audience: Yes! No!
Woman: Wouldn't you like to know.
It was a lovely little fish.
Man: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go.
Man in audience: It's behind the sofa!
[An elephant joins the man and woman.]
Woman: Where can the fish be?
Man in audience: Have you thought of the drawers in the bureau?
Woman: It is a most elusive fish.
Man: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go!
Woman: Oh fishy, fishy, fishy, fish.
Man: Fish, fish, fish, fishy oh!
Woman: Oh fishy, fishy, fishy fish.
Man: [strangely] That went wherever I did go.
First fish: That was terrific!
Second fish: Great!
Third fish: Best bit so far.
Fishes: Yeah! Absolutely... ! Terrific! Yeah!... Fantastic...
Really great
[Whistles 'More'... Pause.]
Fifth fish: They haven't said much about the Meaning of Life so
far, have they...?
First fish: Well, it's been building up to it.
Second fish: Has it?
Fifth fish: yeah, I expect they'll get on to it now.
Third fish: Personally I very much doubt if they're going to say
anything about the Meaning of Life at all.
Fourth fish: Oh, come on... they've got to say something...
Other fishes: ... Bound to... yeah... yeah...
[They swim around a bit.]
Second fish: Not much happening at the moment, is there...?
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2008-04-14
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-05-24
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-05-26
-
-
-
1
1
7
2008-05-28
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-06-16
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-06-21
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-06-28
-
-
-
2
-
4
2008-07-04
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-07-04
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-07-05
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-07-17
-
-
-
2
-
4