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[L] Wonga Wonga Whalekillers
Fish Oil Nilsson
#4
Lineman
MA
6
ST
4
AG
3
AV
7
R
1064
B
884
P
25
F
3
G
196
Cp
8
In
0
Cs
31
Td
32
Mvp
16
GPP
246
XPP
0
SPP
246
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
+ST
Dodge
Fend
Kick
Sure Hands
Tackle

'I tell you. To make strong, every morning these oil.' -Fish Oil Nilsson

Inaugural team member and current Captain.

SWL Honours

LV SWL Champion
LIV SWL Champion
LIII SWL Champion
XLVIII SWL Champion
[L]eague records
All-time 11th oldest League player
All-time oldest Norse player
All-time most Norse MVPs
All-time 2nd most blocking Norse
All-time 6th biggest Norse star
All-time 9th most rushing Norse
Fumbbl's 10th Norse League legend

RIPs


Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2011-06-16
Vanisburgh Vipers
-
1
-
-
1
8
2011-06-22
Seussville Slammers
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-07-12
BBQers Rise Again
-
-
-
1
1
7
2011-09-14
Vanisburgh Vipers
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-10-10
Slumbering Skink
-
-
-
-
1
5
2011-10-16
Mort Volente
-
1
-
-
-
3
2011-11-03
Black Swans
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-02-05
Pon Fhar Athletics Association
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-03-31
Tribute to Alan Parsons
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-04-15
Quotable Folks
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-04-21
High Street Dandies
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-04-30
S'Drazil
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-07-20
My First League Team
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-10-04
Elektric Boogaloo
-
1
-
-
-
3
2013-01-21
Slumbering Skink
-
-
-
2
-
4
2013-03-05
Large Head-on Colliders
-
-
-
-
1
5
2013-04-13
Mort Volente
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-06-15
Slumbering Skink
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-07-20
Black Swans
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-09-16
Harlequins of Despair
-
-
-
-
1
5
2013-09-26
Bayshore Brawlers
-
-
-
-
1
5
2014-01-27
Intoxicated Mayhem
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-02-15
Tribute to Alan Parsons
-
-
-
-
1
5
2014-03-02
Blackwater Sting
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-04-07
Large Head-on Colliders
-
-
-
1
1
7
2014-04-29
Left Coast Style
-
1
-
1
-
5
2014-05-04
Intoxicated Mayhem
-
-
-
1
-
2
2014-05-13
Public Service Announcement
1
-
-
-
-
1
2014-05-20
Crypt-O-Night
-
-
-
1
-
2
2014-06-03
Black Swans
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-06-29
Horrors Of Skye
-
-
-
1
1
7
2014-07-15
Blackwater Sting
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-08-03
Slumbering Skink
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-08-17
Mexican Standoff 2016
-
1
-
-
1
8
2014-09-24
Malapropism Mania
-
-
-
1
-
2
2014-12-03
Longear Wussbags
1
-
-
-
-
1
2014-12-09
Malalocide
-
-
-
-
1
5
2015-02-14
Golden Feast
-
-
-
2
-
4
2015-02-28
BĪ±nner of the Black Stag
-
1
-
-
-
3
2015-03-03
Psych Lab
-
1
-
-
-
3
2015-04-02
Mexican Standoff 2016
1
1
-
-
-
4
2015-05-08
Malapropism Mania
-
-
-
1
-
2
2015-06-30
Psych Lab
-
1
-
-
-
3
2015-07-27
Crypt-O-Night
-
-
-
2
-
4
2015-07-28
Eau de Toilet
-
-
-
1
1
7
2015-08-17
Blackwater Glee Club
1
-
-
-
-
1
2015-09-28
Athel Loren Lovers
-
1
-
-
-
3
2015-10-05
Horrors Of Skye
-
-
-
1
-
2
2015-10-05
Wings of the Condor
2
1
-
-
-
5
2015-11-15
Daemon Ex Tesserae
-
2
-
-
-
6
2015-11-22
Urban Nightmare
-
-
-
-
1
5
2016-01-31
Redgum's Rodents
-
-
-
1
-
2
2016-02-21
Daemon Ex Tesserae
-
-
-
1
-
2
2016-03-03
Port Macquarie Snowleopards
-
1
-
-
-
3
2017-01-23
High Elvis
-
2
-
1
1
13
2017-02-14
Asha'maniac
-
1
-
-
-
3
2017-03-01
Dallas Drowboys
-
1
-
-
-
3
2017-04-14
Slumbering Skink
-
1
-
-
-
3
2017-04-27
Bribery and Corruption
1
-
-
-
-
1
2017-06-15
Prancing Unicorns
-
-
-
1
-
2
2017-08-14
More Than Ballgowns
-
2
-
-
-
6
2017-08-23
Legend of Lustria
1
-
-
-
-
1
2017-09-01
Port Macquarie Snowleopards
-
2
-
-
-
6
2017-10-13
Striking Thunder Beards!
-
1
-
-
-
3
2017-10-30
Compare the Meerkat
-
1
-
-
-
3
2017-11-10
Macabre Morticians
-
-
-
1
-
2
2018-01-26
High Elvis
-
1
-
-
-
3
2018-03-03
Blackwater Glee Club
-
1
-
-
-
3