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Gory Organ
#1
Flesh Golem
MA
4
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
23
B
263
P
0
F
1
G
40
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
3
Mvp
4
GPP
39
XPP
0
SPP
39
Injuries
d, m
Skills
Regeneration
Stand Firm
Thick Skull
+ST
Block
Guard
Gory Organ is an anomaly among Golems. Brought in to the team to secure the end of the offencive and defensive lines with Clampwell, he was expected to layout opposition linemen and act as an impediment on the pitch. Then something odd happened. In a game against the High Elves of Mo'réal, he suddenly felt a pang deep down in his cold, unbeating, stolen heart. Elfball™ was in his blood! When star rusher Hackson got knocked down, whilst high-stepping it in for a score, he seized the opportunity, and the bouncing ball, and ran it in for a score. From that moment, he wanted to Elfball™.
It took many matches, intense training, and thousands of gold coins of therapy sessions to convince Gory he was no Elf, and that he should focus on hurting things. It seemed to work. Against the <a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=3189204">Sasquishywan Gophers</a> he hit Bryce the rotter so hard he simultaneously broke his neck and caused a groin strain. But this was not to last.
Against a new look Halifax team (more Elves), a strange turn of events undid hours of work. Late in the first half Moe Latrine was carrying the ball toward the endzone as the sacrificial Ottawa player. He was the only one who had not been told of the wizard in the stands for the game. When the wizard struck, Hackson swooped in to retrieve the ball for the glory, but fumbled it on the sidelines. Seeing the beauty of the Elf dodgery (an ancient Elven word) all over the field caused his heart to beat one single time as he grabbed for the ball and embalming fluid surged through his veins. And he was in for the score!
As the after game celebrations died down, rumours have it the team took drastic measures, drugging Mr. Organ and whisking him away to the team physician. Some say his Elven heart was replaced with that of a fierce Ogre, while others insist the doctor could not remove the heart due to magical enchantment. Either way, what is for sure, is that when he awoke he just seemed different...
It took many matches, intense training, and thousands of gold coins of therapy sessions to convince Gory he was no Elf, and that he should focus on hurting things. It seemed to work. Against the <a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=3189204">Sasquishywan Gophers</a> he hit Bryce the rotter so hard he simultaneously broke his neck and caused a groin strain. But this was not to last.
Against a new look Halifax team (more Elves), a strange turn of events undid hours of work. Late in the first half Moe Latrine was carrying the ball toward the endzone as the sacrificial Ottawa player. He was the only one who had not been told of the wizard in the stands for the game. When the wizard struck, Hackson swooped in to retrieve the ball for the glory, but fumbled it on the sidelines. Seeing the beauty of the Elf dodgery (an ancient Elven word) all over the field caused his heart to beat one single time as he grabbed for the ball and embalming fluid surged through his veins. And he was in for the score!
As the after game celebrations died down, rumours have it the team took drastic measures, drugging Mr. Organ and whisking him away to the team physician. Some say his Elven heart was replaced with that of a fierce Ogre, while others insist the doctor could not remove the heart due to magical enchantment. Either way, what is for sure, is that when he awoke he just seemed different...
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2011-07-22
-
1
-
-
-
3
2011-08-11
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-08-24
-
1
-
-
-
3
2011-10-29
-
-
-
-
1
5
2011-12-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-02-16
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-03-09
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-03-21
-
-
-
1
1
7
2012-04-12
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-04-17
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-05-18
-
-
-
1
-
2