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[B] LoLz
Urin Kellar
#4
Ogre
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
8
R
22
B
454
P
0
F
0
G
73
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
31
Td
2
Mvp
5
GPP
93
XPP
0
SPP
93
Injuries
-ag, -ag, -av, -ma, n
Skills
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle
Frenzy
Guard
Juggernaut
Stand Firm
Urin Kellar is an original member of the team, playing in their first 8 matches before breaking his neck. Was to injure his neck badly again in his 18th game amongst a wild clawpombing frenzy.

In his 13th game he became a legend among ogres - scoring the first ever big guy TD for the team, and the fourth ever player to score.

Became the first player to earn the triple MVP crown in his 22nd performance.

Almost felt the cold kiss of death during his 24th game, where he flatlined for a remarkable 40 minutes before Dobie Howsker was able to dose him back to life.

Again he narrowly avoided death playing in his 31st appearance for the LoLz, when a depraved clawpombing squad really went to work, the carnage also left a rookie ogre deceased. Urin was lucky to escape with some minor injuries and has since recuperated back to full strength.

Became the first ever star player for the LoLz, doing so after 38 appearances.

Suffered a lasting injury playing in his 44th game, the infamous ogre slaying of 2512. After scoring a breathtaking TD in the first half he then went on to nearly defend a victory for the LoLz almost single handedly in the final half.. but just narrowly failed.

Suffered a minor hand injury in his 49th match but it was enough to decide on resting him up until he was fully fit to play his grand half century match.

Nearing the end of 2512's harsh winter he proudly played his 50th half century match to become the most capped LoLz ogre ever.

In his 51st match he broke his hip against a formidable dorfy mob.

Became the first LoLz player to reach superstar status, doing so after 52 matches.

After Mosagi's tragic demise he is left as the last remaining original member of the squad. This has taken a huge toll on the team's spirits but they will continue to trudge on as they always do.

In his 66th match he would develop a recurring back injury. After very almost being killed finally the team's medic Dobie Howsker would come out of his drug-addled slump to successfully revive the team's superstar ogre.

His 69th match would bring much glory to the LoLz as they seal their first win for 2513 against a completely deranged and enraged full strength dorf roster. A proud moment for Urin as he claims his 5th career MVP.

Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2012-02-26
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-02-29
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-03-27
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-03-29
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-03-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-03-31
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-03-31
-
-
-
2
1
9
2012-04-03
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-04-03
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-04-07
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-04-08
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-04-21
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-05-01
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-05-04
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-05-04
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-05-06
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-05-07
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-05-22
-
1
-
1
-
5
2012-06-09
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-06-20
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-07-31
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-08-12
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-08-26
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-09-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-09-13
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-04-17
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-04-21
-
-
-
-
1
5
2013-04-26
-
-
-
2
-
4