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LoLz
Goatze Bloodmound
#8
Gnoblar
MA
6
ST
1
AG
4
AV
4
R
391
B
11
P
3
F
5
G
59
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
14
Mvp
4
GPP
63
XPP
0
SPP
63
Injuries
-av, d, m
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
+AG
+MA
Sprint
Sure Feet
A journeysnot that debuted in the team's 15th fixture. Receiving the MVP award in his first game came with a price: being on the bench for the next match with an eye injury.
Taking the lucky jersey of team-original Lolzer hero: Erki Treadlow, he suffered a nasty leg fracture in his 2nd game, being his first official game as a team member. In a Gumpian twist, Goatze returned to the field with greatly improved pace after his injury had healed.
His 9th game saw him develop a mild case of brain damage after a severe knock to the noggin.
Dobie Howsker the team pharmacist had to perform an emergency patch-up job on his legs during his 13th game. It was a thrilling match and although Goatze's legs held up, his hands couldn't... fumbling the wet ball in the final moments of the game, to miss a chance of flinging a snotty to tie up the game.
He was also a student of the great Slerpy Jim briefly before his tragic passing.
Scored in the team's grand 50th fixture to secure the 2-0 win at the end of the 2nd half. A very memorable occasion for the team as they take down their first ever back to back victory!
In his 48th appearance he achieved a double score; just a few matches after scoring speedster Wuji Scrapsnag had been the first on the team to set that record.
Scored in the squad's 2513 comeback match - being his 57th appearance for the team. This now makes him the greatest scorer for the LoLz of all time!
The facilities of Dobie Howsker were once again at their impeccable best during Goatze's 58th match when he took a severe blow which would stop his heart. Dobie had flown onto the field almost pre-emptively for his old friend as he watched the hit go down on the sideline. As the medic administered one of his special revival concoctions the moments passed by, a silent stadium (bar the despicable homophobic taunts coming from the orc stands) sat in suspense as one of the greatest snotling stars of all-time lay with his life in the balance. Then the miniature star slowly raised his head, opening his eyes again to see his grief stricken old friend who most jovially welcomed him back to the land of the living. Rejoining the game at the next break he continued to play on till the end of the match in true hero style.
In the squad's 76th match he would be struck dead in the final quarter of the game as the LoLz scrambled to defend an amazing victory. The squad's star medic Dobie Howsker was nowhere to be seen at the time, as he would later be found unconscious in the squad's dugout reportedly from another overdose.
It is with tremendous sadness we must say farewell to one of the greatest snotlings not only to have ever played the game, but to have ever walked on this world. He departs us currently ranked as the 4th all-time greatest snotling in the Box, 3rd all-time greatest scorer, 2nd all-time for most games played and 1st all-time most yards rushed! A prolific record to say the least, as a teammate put it 'courage of a tiger and as nimble as a mouse'.
Taking the lucky jersey of team-original Lolzer hero: Erki Treadlow, he suffered a nasty leg fracture in his 2nd game, being his first official game as a team member. In a Gumpian twist, Goatze returned to the field with greatly improved pace after his injury had healed.
His 9th game saw him develop a mild case of brain damage after a severe knock to the noggin.
Dobie Howsker the team pharmacist had to perform an emergency patch-up job on his legs during his 13th game. It was a thrilling match and although Goatze's legs held up, his hands couldn't... fumbling the wet ball in the final moments of the game, to miss a chance of flinging a snotty to tie up the game.
He was also a student of the great Slerpy Jim briefly before his tragic passing.
Scored in the team's grand 50th fixture to secure the 2-0 win at the end of the 2nd half. A very memorable occasion for the team as they take down their first ever back to back victory!
In his 48th appearance he achieved a double score; just a few matches after scoring speedster Wuji Scrapsnag had been the first on the team to set that record.
Scored in the squad's 2513 comeback match - being his 57th appearance for the team. This now makes him the greatest scorer for the LoLz of all time!
The facilities of Dobie Howsker were once again at their impeccable best during Goatze's 58th match when he took a severe blow which would stop his heart. Dobie had flown onto the field almost pre-emptively for his old friend as he watched the hit go down on the sideline. As the medic administered one of his special revival concoctions the moments passed by, a silent stadium (bar the despicable homophobic taunts coming from the orc stands) sat in suspense as one of the greatest snotling stars of all-time lay with his life in the balance. Then the miniature star slowly raised his head, opening his eyes again to see his grief stricken old friend who most jovially welcomed him back to the land of the living. Rejoining the game at the next break he continued to play on till the end of the match in true hero style.
In the squad's 76th match he would be struck dead in the final quarter of the game as the LoLz scrambled to defend an amazing victory. The squad's star medic Dobie Howsker was nowhere to be seen at the time, as he would later be found unconscious in the squad's dugout reportedly from another overdose.
It is with tremendous sadness we must say farewell to one of the greatest snotlings not only to have ever played the game, but to have ever walked on this world. He departs us currently ranked as the 4th all-time greatest snotling in the Box, 3rd all-time greatest scorer, 2nd all-time for most games played and 1st all-time most yards rushed! A prolific record to say the least, as a teammate put it 'courage of a tiger and as nimble as a mouse'.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2012-03-29
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-04-01
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-05-04
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-05-04
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-05-07
1
-
-
-
-
1
2012-05-23
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-06-02
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-06-09
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-06-20
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-08-11
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-08-12
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-08-30
-
2
-
-
-
6
2012-09-02
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-09-16
-
1
-
-
1
8
2013-04-15
-
1
-
-
-
3
2013-04-21
-
2
-
-
-
6