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[B] LoLz
Hall Polmes
#10
Gnoblar
MA
4
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
8
B
4
P
0
F
29
G
48
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
4
GPP
20
XPP
0
SPP
20
Injuries
-ma, n, -st, d, m
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Diving Tackle
Sneaky Git
A journeysnot that debuted in the team's 15th fixture. Gained notoriety during the Small Buddy contest for his stupendous abuse of elicit substances.

Taking possession of the relatively unused #10 jersey previously worn by team original Dobie Howsker for 2 games before he met with an early retirement. Other than having shared the same jersey - Hall & Dobie also share a great love of pharmaceuticals together.

Received a broken jaw in his 2nd game, which was his first game as an official member of the squad.

Disgruntled father of slaughtered LoLz player Dilly Polmes. Hall vows to get revenge against the amazon race.

Hall's rage increased in his 7th match as he was forced to watch a despicable orcish team fouling one of the female players at the end of a game. Hall being sidelined with a smashed foot feels great guilt and remorse for not being able to defend the woman's honour. He has since vowed to include orcs in his rampage against the unscrupulous.

He was also a student of the great Slerpy Jim briefly before his tragic passing.

In his 15th game a fractured kneecap was his reward. Hall was heard in a post-game interview claiming to enjoy receiving the pain. Following that injury came a smashed collar bone in his 22nd game. When once questioned as to why the team continues to employ the same failed strategy over and over again - in what quickly became a catchphrase amongst the younger fanbase, he replied "That's just how the LoLz rolls."

Hall was left deeply distraught at the passing of fellow team-mate Belle Pipi, whom he had grown very close to after the loss of his own daughter. As well as sharing an intimate connection off the field, they also spent much time on the field together - having played over 20 matches with each other.

Played an absolute scorcher in his 28th match, putting in an impressive 7 fouls to remove every clawpomber from the field. And all of these boots without so much as a bribe - the ogre crowds can be so vicious to a referee that dares penalize a snotling that only the truly suicidal would consider such rebuking when reffing at a LoLz home game.

Has stepped into the role of vice captain; being a replacement for Mosagi when absent.

In his 48th match his life came to a tragic ending - after waiting dozens of matches to get another shot at an amazon roster. Though Hall would only last but a few minutes, throwing his final foul before abruptly being terminated. Leaving surviving members of his team in a state of shock and disbelief, it seemed like Hall was cheated from achieving the superstar status we all knew was in his heart.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2012-04-21
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-06-02
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-07-26
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-08-23
-
-
-
-
1
5