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[B] LoLz
Ron Heresy
#2
Ogre
MA
4
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
12
B
369
P
0
F
1
G
57
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
32
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
69
XPP
0
SPP
69
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle
Guard
Juggernaut
Juggernaut
He debuted in the LoLz' 22nd match-up to replace the sacrificed team original: PeeGee Vermin. Ron became known all over the Empire for directing and participating in adult films.

In his 3rd game Ron proved he's an ogre of many talents, and isn't necessarily partial to the block. Inflicting a nice injury with his boot on a particularly troublesome troll slayer, then with his great skills of diplomacy he convinced the referee to let him off with a warning.

A fractured pelvis after his 7th game saw him miss a match to recuperate.

In his 23rd game he proudly despatched an awesomely legendary beastman clawpomber. This was in retaliation for the beastman injuring the snotty captain Mosagi, but he followed it up shortly after by also splooshing a fancy chaos warrior clawmber much to the delight of a screaming lunicidal crowd.

In his 30th match he received an atrocious injury during the brutal Black Box Brawl XIII grand final, but was successfully patched up by the team's faithful medic Dobie Howsker.

Incurred a smashed hip in his 44th match, which made it very much a bitter sweet moment as the team went on to achieve a sensational victory. Curiously Dobie again failed to treat the wounds of a LoLz star player after failing to heal Vizz Trollskin the match before also.

In his 46th game he was finally awarded his first MVP after an outstanding bone-crushing effort which left the crowds chanting his name. With the departure of Mosagi just 2 games ago a rumour has broken out of a personal dislike Mosagi had for fellow LoLz star Ron Heresy and his despicable immoral ways. Ron attributes this dislike as the cause of him having to wait 46 matches for his first MVP just 2 games after Mosagi's awful departure from the squad.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2012-04-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-04-03
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-04-21
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-04-21
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-04-22
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-05-01
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-05-01
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-05-01
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-05-01
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-05-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-05-04
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-05-04
-
-
-
3
-
6
2012-05-07
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-06-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-06-09
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-07-31
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-08-11
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-08-12
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-08-16
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-08-23
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-08-23
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-08-26
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-09-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-09-13
-
-
-
2
1
9
2013-04-21
-
-
-
1
-
2