Sooty Bill Whetton was recruited to replace Lockel Posimoth, debuting sometime around the team's 40th match though exact records are sketchy. Sooty Bill is a born sportsman, coming from a family of boxing and football greats.

Sooty quickly assumed the senior LOS position, showing remarkable fortitude by remaining in top physical shape despite bearing the brunt of the Box's worst for more matches than a snotling can count.

Such conditions have left Sooty a hardened player, as he now refuses to be promoted to the backline. Instead he insistently demands to retain his role of senior linesnot for as long he remains a LoLzer.

A minor forearm injury in his 17th match saw him take a match off to recuperate.

Was to tragically break his neck in his 22nd match against the dreaded Positional Dwarves.

In his 25th match he suffered a fractured skull after putting in a good portion of work while the team achieved their 10th ever victory!

Returning from his skull fracture for his 26th match he took another shock injury, refusing medical care as he limped from the field with a broken collar bone this time.

Almost scored for the victory in the squad's 2513 comeback match.

In his 36th game he takes the field as the snotling captain, an entirely different position to his preferred LoS spot. Due to Gill and Wuji both being absent from the match and Drumon's retirement to coach he becomes by far the most experienced snot on the field. He has Mendrik as his vice captain with only 11 appearances under his belt as the LoLz sport a much more youthful roster than they have perhaps ever done before.