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Gouged Eye!
Krug Painspear
#3
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
30
B
220
P
0
F
0
G
24
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
18
Td
6
Mvp
3
GPP
69
XPP
0
SPP
69
Injuries
Skills
Block
Frenzy
Juggernaut
Mighty Blow
Tackle
[Rover McGinley hobbles into the interview studio. The cameras home in on the various cuts and bruises and bandages, and in particular his new tatoo "Varag Wuz 'Ere"]
Rover McGinley: [Trembling] "Mr Painspear...ummm...may I say how well you are looking today? If you wouldn't mind sir...ummm...please could I ask you a few questions...ummm...if it's not to much trouble?"
Krug Painspear: "Uh?"
Rover McGinley: [Still trembling] "Ummm...Mr Painspear...you have the leading casualty count for the Gouged Eye this season. Please could I ask sir, what is the secret to your success?"
Krug Painspear: "I 'itz 'em, 'ard." [Krug fixes McGinley with a stare that could kill a Troll]
Rover McGinley: [Turning white and physically trembling] "Ummm...uh...thank you so much for your time Mr Painspear. Ummm...it was so very kind of you to speak to me...ummm... I am a great fan of yours you know...ummm...I think that will be all...ummm...it was so kind of you to speak to me...ummm...I am so terribly grateful...ummm...if there is anything I ca'...."
[Thwack-thwack-thwack-thwack "Aaaggghhh!" thwack-thwack-crack-squelch]
Krug Painspear: "Az Kizzer!"
Rover McGinley: [Trembling] "Mr Painspear...ummm...may I say how well you are looking today? If you wouldn't mind sir...ummm...please could I ask you a few questions...ummm...if it's not to much trouble?"
Krug Painspear: "Uh?"
Rover McGinley: [Still trembling] "Ummm...Mr Painspear...you have the leading casualty count for the Gouged Eye this season. Please could I ask sir, what is the secret to your success?"
Krug Painspear: "I 'itz 'em, 'ard." [Krug fixes McGinley with a stare that could kill a Troll]
Rover McGinley: [Turning white and physically trembling] "Ummm...uh...thank you so much for your time Mr Painspear. Ummm...it was so very kind of you to speak to me...ummm... I am a great fan of yours you know...ummm...I think that will be all...ummm...it was so kind of you to speak to me...ummm...I am so terribly grateful...ummm...if there is anything I ca'...."
[Thwack-thwack-thwack-thwack "Aaaggghhh!" thwack-thwack-crack-squelch]
Krug Painspear: "Az Kizzer!"
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2013-02-09
-
1
-
-
-
3
2013-02-10
-
1
-
-
-
3
2013-02-11
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-02-12
-
1
-
-
1
8
2013-02-16
-
1
-
2
-
7
2013-02-17
-
1
-
3
-
9
2013-02-17
-
-
-
1
1
7
2013-02-18
-
-
-
-
1
5
2013-02-21
-
1
-
-
-
3
2013-02-25
-
-
-
3
-
6
2013-02-28
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-03-01
-
-
-
2
-
4
2013-03-04
-
-
-
2
-
4
2013-03-20
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-05-18
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-06-02
-
-
-
1
-
2