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Yoko Sickville-Kinkybottom
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Yoko is Dingo's new wife from out of town, and many of the fans are worried that she'll get to involved. In the long run, they think, this might cause the band to split up. Band...? How's talking of a band? I meant team...

Yoko made quite an heroic action in her first game ever - against some weird, frothing squig/pony hybrids - when she, in the last trembling minutes of the game, dodged away from two enemies who both threw themselves at her to tackle her down as she left. She then ran up to a squig twice her size standing just a few yards from the chaos halfling's endzone, it's smirking rider holding the ball high up out of her reach. She took a deep breath, made her had into a tight fist and struck. The blow landed perfectly between the squigpony's globulous eyes, felling the great beast to the ground, it's helpless rider falling with it, the ball rolling of and stopping just short of the sideline.

It would have been one of the most glorious moments in the teams history. In the end, however, the touchdown could not be stopped as the rider scampered up from the ground, scooped up the ball and - as the last seconds of the game ticked away - limped into the endzone to secure their victory.
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