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puppy
#13
Gutter Runner
MA
9
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
83
B
25
P
-1
F
3
G
24
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
0
Td
5
Mvp
3
GPP
33
XPP
0
SPP
33
Injuries
n, -ag, -ma, m
Skills
Dodge
Weeping Dagger
+MA
Block
Sprint
Poor puppy. He was born as one of the most adorable puppies there ever was. But he was constantly being compared to his brother, Better Puppy. Puppy thought it was quite unfair. How could his parents name his brother "Better Puppy", and not expect people to think he was the lamer of the two siblings. But what hurt his pride the most, was that it was actually true in almost all respects. Better Puppy was smarter, faster, and more agile than Puppy. It just wasn't fair.
The one advantage Puppy had was that he was way more adorable than Better Puppy. He thought he should at least be called "Cuter Puppy", and that would sound better in comparison, but alas it was not to be. And anyway, being the cuter puppy didn't help him much anyway.
When Puppy was just a wee pup, he decided to devote his life to Blood Bowl. This is mostly because he thought it was a game of eating blood from a bowl, which sounded tasty. He soon realized this game was quite different. It was even better. He loved it so much, he wanted to play it every day for the rest of his life.
That is, until Better Puppy decided to join. Better Puppy saw how much fun Puppy was having, and just had to get in on the action. And of course, he was better at it. Puppy had to watch from the sidelines as Better Puppy was constantly picked for better positions than he was. He felt as though Better Puppy was tearing out his very soul.
He knew it wouldn't last forever. Better Puppy had a plan. He would have his revenge. He thought about asking Better Puppy for a revenge plan, because he always came up with the best revenge plans, but he realized that would be a dumb idea. But that was okay, he would come up with a great plan. And everyone would finally realize how he was the best puppy of all. They would see. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
The one advantage Puppy had was that he was way more adorable than Better Puppy. He thought he should at least be called "Cuter Puppy", and that would sound better in comparison, but alas it was not to be. And anyway, being the cuter puppy didn't help him much anyway.
When Puppy was just a wee pup, he decided to devote his life to Blood Bowl. This is mostly because he thought it was a game of eating blood from a bowl, which sounded tasty. He soon realized this game was quite different. It was even better. He loved it so much, he wanted to play it every day for the rest of his life.
That is, until Better Puppy decided to join. Better Puppy saw how much fun Puppy was having, and just had to get in on the action. And of course, he was better at it. Puppy had to watch from the sidelines as Better Puppy was constantly picked for better positions than he was. He felt as though Better Puppy was tearing out his very soul.
He knew it wouldn't last forever. Better Puppy had a plan. He would have his revenge. He thought about asking Better Puppy for a revenge plan, because he always came up with the best revenge plans, but he realized that would be a dumb idea. But that was okay, he would come up with a great plan. And everyone would finally realize how he was the best puppy of all. They would see. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2013-05-19
1
-
-
-
-
1
2013-05-20
-
1
-
-
-
3
2013-06-04
1
-
-
-
1
6
2013-06-08
-
1
-
-
-
3
2013-06-09
1
1
-
-
-
4
2013-06-22
-
1
-
-
-
3
2013-06-24
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-05-28
-
-
-
-
1
5
2014-05-30
-
-
-
-
1
5