TEAM BIO

The Black Rock Beasts are a popular team, followed by maniacal, devoted, and downright dangerous fans from across the Old World.

Having toured the Badlands Circuit for many years, the Beasts were eager to test themselves against other creatures. Without a plan and without supplies, save for a sack of spiked helmets, two footballs, and a bag of snotlings for the journey, they hijacked a shipping vessel in the Bay of Claws and set sail.

Soon after embarking, they realised murdering the crew meant there was nobody on board who knew how to sail. Nonetheless, they prayed to Gork and Mork for aid. Their deliverance and salvation was soon at hand.

Smashing into the southern coast of the misty isle of Albion, the Beasts crawled ashore to pull great splinters of mast out of their bodies and count just how many snotlings had perished. It was all of them, of course.

Since that fateful day, the Beasts have set their beady eyes on glory - after all, without a ship, there's no way back home.