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[X2] Dwarf
| ***Team Song*** Bacon is the spice of meat Bacon is a Dwarf's treat Bacon makes the world spin Without bacon we would never win! ***Facts of Bacon*** Invented along with ham radio by Francis Bacon in 1066, bacon is not just limited to law enforcement but is also known as the blanket of our society. Also a term found in the Bible, Book of John: "he bacons me to his side, and I will go" Also, Nature's Perfect Food. It is both delicious and nutritous, so doctors often prescribe all-bacon diets to patients with heart problems, obesity, Vitamin B (Bacon) deficiency, and/or a serious case of ugly stick beating. (You don't want to know the treatment given to people who got lost in the ugly forest.) The doctor may also give the patient an IV of pure grease, the concentrated form of bacon, in order to lubricate clogged arteries. Bacon comes in several varieties: rashers, Canadian, Estonian, bottled, and Kevin. Bacon soda is often used for bacon. In addition to the above, bacon is known to amplify latent telepathic abilities, but only if the person you wish to contact likes bacon. Since everyone likes bacon, this means that if you can't telepathically contact someone with a piece of bacon, they are an alien and should be beaten to death with an ugly stick. Many Jewish people find it very funny if you sneak bacon into their favorite dishes and then tell them later. Bacon should be the official food of the universe. Go explode if you do not enjoy bacon. ***Sponsored by*** bacontarian.com |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Troll Slayer
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5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 90k
(95)k |
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| 2 |
Troll Slayer
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5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull Multiple Block |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/ | 110k
(125)k |
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| 3 |
Blitzer
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 4 |
Blitzer
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 5 |
Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull Block |
3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 10/ | 100k
(105)k |
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| 6 |
Runner
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6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull +AG |
3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7/ | 120k
(123)k |
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| 7 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 70k
(75)k |
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| 8 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(75)k |
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| 9 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/ | 90k
(115)k |
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| 10 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 70k
(75)k |
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| 11 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 70k
(75)k |
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| 12 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(75)k |
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| Games Played: | 3 (2/1/0) | | | TD Diff: | 3 (4 - 1) | | | Cas Diff: | 9 (7/2/1 - 1/0/0) |
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| Last Opponent: Da Roughnecks | |||||||