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Backalley Bistro
Roster [X] Halfling

Experienced travellers know where to dine. Rather, they know what to dine. In a strange place, going Italian
is going safe. Pasta, antipasti, pisce you name it. Familiar tastes and decor, that strange dejavu of familiarity.

However, not all Italian joints are what they seem to be, and all are far from safe. Down on 12th and Riverwalk
where the foghorns can be heard there is one particular bistro. Just up that alley behind the warehouse.
Yes, you know the general area near the wharfs don't you, but you haven't been to this one I can tell.

You wouldn't be standing here if you had.


Player bios is a work in progress. Bastards keep dying faster than i type new ones.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Pizzaface Quaranto
Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av, n 6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(13)k
  
2
Savio 'deepfried' Flammia
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
3
Mick 'the muscle' O'Brien
Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ma 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
4
Tacito 'the tumbler' Tocco
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
   6 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 50k
(20)k
  
5
Spoons Scialpi
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Hail Mary Pass
   8 1 2 0 1 1 14/16 60k
(20)k
  
6
Potatonose Pedone
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(15)k
  
7
Nico 'the knife' Nieddo
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 30k
(15)k
  
8
Spice Florio
Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 -av 7 0 1 0 0 2 13/16 50k
(15)k
  
9
Capocameriere Bianco
Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Kick
 -ma 7 0 0 1 0 1 7/16 60k
(15)k
  
10
Bianca, the Barista
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
11
Glasses Gino
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(15)k
  
12
Carlo, the copper
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   3 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 50k
(20)k
  
13
Fat Tony, il chef
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 1 0 0 1 0 3/6 30k
(15)k
  
15
Grumpy 'fists' Limone
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
   8 0 0 0 4 2 18/31 150k
(141)k
  
16
Don Poderoso 'the chimney'
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Multiple Block
   8 0 0 0 6 2 22/31 150k
(128)k
  
15 players  
Coach: Khaan Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1210k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:8 (3/3/2) |TD Diff:4 (12 - 8) |Cas Diff:-11 (11/8/1 - 12/13/6)
Last Opponent: White Collar Blood Bowlers