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Foggybottom Goblinknockers
Retired [X] Halfling

=Happy Kinslayer=
The Foggybottom Gobliknockers were begun by an old retired Slayer Dwarf -- who was extremely disgruntled because he has never been able to fulfill his Slayer vow of dying. He could not tolerate his own people, could not take his own life, and felt out of place among the larger, make that taller, species. Therefore, he hoped to bury himself in the smallest hovel of the moot -- namely Foggybottom. Once there, little was revealed about this dwarf except that he was known as "Kinslayer" because in a fit of rage one night at the local tavern (the Green Griffon Inn) he let tell that he had murdered all his kin, whether that is true or not is of much debate and gossip, but the locals never have really wanted to challenge him on that. Every community needs a leader though, so he has kept employed by introducing first Mudbowl...and then later Bloodbowl, because he is a sick and twisted freak, to the locals to shape up young lads that otherwise might go down darker paths of thievery and the like. He doesn't mind as long as the coin is good. The dwarf's first name has been dubbed "Happy" by the locals since this obviously does not demonstrate his behavior...but they can hope. Just like they can hope there team will someday win, er...make that not get annihilated.

=The Trees=
These guys are fat and lazy so to speak. They somwhat intimidate the coach and so get along with doing nothing in practice except waving their branches at the occasional stray ball and grabbing mischievous halflings.

=Halflings=
Why bother?
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Beckham Farstrider
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle
   5 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 130k
(124)k
  
2
Sycamore Bloodsap
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(99)k
  
3
Ojo Huddlemuffin
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
4
Ryall Tune
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
5
Rounder Grublet
Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ma, m 5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(0)k
  
6
Bandersnatch Pots
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
7
Norfolk N'Chance
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
8
Catch Mithrilhelm
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
9
Cod Snotkiller
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
10
Gordy Yellowknife
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
11
Gordon Mossytoes
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
12
Timo Butterworth
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(13)k
  
13
Gresham Longfellow
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 30k
(15)k
  
14
Phineas Proudfoot
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   5 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 50k
(20)k
  
15
Banjo Glassmaker
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
16
Rufus Tumblebelly
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   4 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 50k
(20)k
  
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Nuwanda Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1140k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (0/1/4) |TD Diff:-7 (6 - 13) |Cas Diff:-16 (0/3/0 - 11/3/5)
Last Opponent: Crush Tar Burn