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Diminuation Nation
Retired [S] Chaos Halfling

Having survived untold horrors in their past, and having recently discovered the immense brutality and passion of Bloodbowl, the Diminuation Nation are a new team looking to make a big impact in the game.

Their origins can be traced back several hundred years, to a time when the halfling family known as the Van Hammes were well thought of. One of the younger Van Hammes, an adventurous young halfling by the name of Jon-Clawed, managed to upset a powerful dark wizard by the name of Syrus Blackscar, by stealing his most prized possession, the Staff of Gluttony. He cursed the family, saying that while a single member of the family still lived, they would enjoy regular exercise, and (horror of horrors!) shun all food except salads and vegetables.

Naturally the family were immediately cast out from their village and forced to roam the wilderness looking for acceptance. It never came, and although the original family members are no longer with us, their descendants are still wandering now, along with several other misfits they found along the way. They heard of the sport of Bloodbowl through one of these loners, and decided this would be the ideal way to keep fit and show the world they were looking for revenge. Thus the Diminuation Nation were born.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chip Shop Harry
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Claw
   4 1 0 0 0 2 11/ 55k
(35+20)k
  
2
Zippy 'The Executioner' Tarnishblade
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
3
Ug
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
   4 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 140k
(140+0)k
  
4
'Hacker' Smith
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
5
Pitsniffer
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
6
'Skinny' McCormack
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
7
Tarney Hungerpain
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
8
Boris Maincourse
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n 3 1 0 0 1 0 3/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
9
Fergus Facestuffer
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 2 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 35k
(0)k
  
10
Trogg Rocklobber
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 100k
(100+0)k
  
11
'Hairy' Johnson
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
12
'Beefsteak' Calorie
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n, m 2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 35k
(0)k
  
13
'Lardy' Mcfly
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 n 3 0 2 0 1 0 8/ 55k
(35+20)k
  
14
'Chukka' Johnson
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
15
'Guts' O'Hanlon
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
16
'Tiny' Ferguson
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
14 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: kevwade123 Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1020k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 55k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1090k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:4 (2/1/1) |TD Diff:2 (5 - 3) |Cas Diff:-7 (4/4/2 - 8/5/4)
Last Opponent: Fling of the Night Time World