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[X] Undead
| To old to rock'n'roll, to young to die! These old morons are on a mission! They want silence on their retirement home, so they made a hitsquad to quench all annoying music which could destroy the winter of their lives. We hate elves, 'cause they wear those tight fitting glamrock outfits. We hate orcs, 'cause the cant really play metal. We hate the undead, cause deathmetal sucks. We hate vampires, 'cause goth is sooooo lame. we hate stunties, 'cause nobody under 4 feet has ever made any good music. We hate norse, 'cause folkmetal is odd. We hate humans, cause they gave us Helmut Lotti. They allways makes us hear that crap in the retirement home!!! We hate skavens, 'cause we ate their cousins during the Great War. We hate chaos, 'cause the whole metalmusic industry just suck. We hate amazons, 'cause those manly creatures reminds us of the healthcaretakers who change our diapers in the morning. We hate Chaos Dwarves, 'cause old men shouldnt listen to metal. We dont hate Khemri, 'cause the pretty bellydancers makes us forget everything about the annoying music. We dont hate Ogres, 'cause nobody ask a 12 feet tall marine to turn the volume down. We dont hate Dwarves, 'cause they look a lot like us( 5 feet tall, long beards and grumpy as hell) We dont play people we dont hate. Dont even try. We will never retire due to ageing, injuries or a change of diapers. I will foul, as it is the only way these old gimps can win. or..At least , TRY to win. Wins: Chaos Dwarves:1(ok, I admit it...it was a cherry) Losses: Chaos: 3 Humans : 1 Necro: 2 Lizards: 1(but we gave them hell! :) High Elf: 1 Dark Elf: 1 Hobgoblins: 1 Elfs: 1 Draws: Halflings: 2 Obituary: Against the evil dark elves, our beloved friend and lover(...) Frederick Burnes died in the most cruel of ways. A witch elf pried his cardiac medicine away from his (c)old hands and left him to die on the gridiron. Freddie, you surely will be missed. Alas! Leroy Johnson has been taken from us! Another victim to the foul Dark Elves!!!! Evil and sinister, these creatures of spite! Leroy, you will be missed( Dammit, he owed me 5 quid!) ehm...we lost another today, against hobgoblins, but I cant remember his name due to alzheimers... Nasty litte runts! Halflings took 2 of our beloved members to the grave today. You will surely be missed( Especially the 40 spp you had together..) |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Zombie
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate |
18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/ | 30k
(40)k |
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| 2 |
Zombie
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate Dirty Player |
n | 17 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 15/ | 50k
(79)k |
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| 3 |
Zombie
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 30k
(40)k |
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| 4 |
Zombie
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate |
18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/ | 30k
(40)k |
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| 5 |
Zombie
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate Dirty Player |
n | 17 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 10/ | 50k
(79)k |
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| 6 |
Zombie
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate |
18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/ | 30k
(40)k |
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| 7 |
Zombie
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 30k
(40)k |
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| 8 |
Zombie
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 30k
(40)k |
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| 9 |
Zombie
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 30k
(40)k |
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| 10 |
Zombie
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 30k
(40)k |
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| 11 |
Zombie
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 30k
(40)k |
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| 13 |
Skeleton
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5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate Sure Hands |
18 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 9/ | 50k
(55)k |
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| 14 |
Skeleton
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5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate Pass |
18 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/ | 60k
(45)k |
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| 15 |
Skeleton
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6 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate +MA, Sure Hands |
17 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 20/ | 80k
(95)k |
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| 16 |
Skeleton
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5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate Sure Hands, Pro |
17 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 16/ | 70k
(85)k |
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| 15 players | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 18 (1/4/13) | | | TD Diff: | -26 (10 - 36) | | | Cas Diff: | -4 (23/9/4 - 14/15/11) |
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| Last Opponent: Endzone Rumblers | |||||||