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<i>"Damn, not a single student this term,"</i> Morlock Dittlebeard, headmaster of the Univerity of Modern Technology of Aachenbach slams his jar of dwarven stoudt soundly on the desk. <i>"Pehlkonikow, show yourself!"</i> <br><br>Out of a corner, barely enlighted by the candlelight of the 3 candelabra balancing dangerously close on the edge of huge pile of books, a greyhaired, worried looking Goblin enters the room. <i>"To your service, Master Dittlebeard, is there anything my humble self can do for Your Highness?"</i> <i>"Yes, Pehlkonikow, massage Our brain, We feel like We have to think now!"</i> With a shruggle the Goblin climbs a pile of books behind the lavish wooden airmchair, wich sheer size makes the dwarf sitting in it look like an over-nourished baby. <i>"And do it with a little more commiment than last time, We feel Our mastermind is coming up with another briliant stroke of genius!"</i> <i>"Of course, Master,"</i> Pehlkonikow answers with the most devoted voice possible for the troubled Goblin, and with a last silent sigh, his hands sink deep into the meaty skin folds of the bald dwarfen head. <br><br><i>"Jaaar, that;s good, Pehlkonikow. Now let's see: Why is it these students nowadays go to other schools than our noble house? "</i> <i>"I don't know Master, please enlight me"</i> <i>"Because they don't have no sense for tradition!"</i> the dwarf roars and slams his jar on the desk, almost bringing down one of the candelabra again. <i>"Only care for entertainment, those lousy scalawags. But now, Pehlkonikow, listen carefully, here We have the plan: <b>The noble University Aachenbach will give out scholarships for young promising athlets of the most redneckish sports that came to Our genius mind: Bloodbowl!! It is Our intend to create a team of young Engineers, who show the world, that superior brainpower will outrun sheer muscle anytime under any condition!"</b></i> <i>"That is downright brilliant , Master Dittlebeard, as always!"</i> the Goblin replies, <i>"What is Your Highness will regarding the acomplishment ?"</i> <br><br><i>"Plain simple, ol' Gobbo,"</i> contently strocking his wellfilled belly, Dittlebeard turns towards the Goblin, still balancing on a pile of books as high as himself , <i>"The only thing that needs to be done is to go outside and find a bunch of promising scientists who are willing and able. And, Pehlkonikow, guess how We could have in mind for that? "</i><br><br>... |
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Troll
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4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate Guard, Break Tackle |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 19/31 | 140k
(133)k |
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| 2 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Guard |
19 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 3 | 30/31 | 120k
(128)k |
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| 3 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Frenzy, Block |
20 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 20/31 | 130k
(115)k |
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| 4 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle |
n | 20 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 23/31 | 120k
(102)k |
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| 5 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block |
20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 12/16 | 100k
(100)k |
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| 6 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Mighty Blow, Tackle |
20 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 22/31 | 120k
(128)k |
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| 7 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 4 | 9 | Block +AG, +MA |
11 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 19/31 | 150k
(150)k |
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| 8 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Guard, Tackle |
20 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 22/31 | 120k
(133)k |
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| 9 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Guard |
m | 20 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 12/16 | 100k
(0)k |
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| 10 |
Thrower
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands Block, Strong Arm |
18 | 8 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 25/31 | 120k
(130)k |
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| 11 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Dirty Player |
20 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 10/16 | 70k
(100)k |
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| 13 |
Thrower
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands Dodge, Block, Nerves of Steel |
16 | 7 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 36/51 | 150k
(158)k |
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| 16 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(25)k |
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| 12 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 20 (13/3/4) | | | TD Diff: | 16 (32 - 16) | | | Cas Diff: | 16 (17/18/3 - 8/6/8) |
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| Last Opponent: Doopki Zbolale | |||||||