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Dave's All Star Cheaters
Retired [X2] Goblin Cheaters

Dave is a sick Bastard! Goblin mothers tell this poem to there kids to scare them. Now the legend has come to life and has come to the Exploding Cup!

Dave was a man among goblins
Who like to give them the floggins
He would whip and beat as they cried and screeched
Then to bed he would take them!


<img src="http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m7/melchiorx/fanaticsandwich.gif">

Dave, never the creative (but the sick one) one named his players after his body parts that he has placed in or on a goblin. He also named a Goblin after his one true love, Oom Batta and his Identical twin, Greeg.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Dave (da Cheater)
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(75)k
  
2
Left Ball
Fanatic
4 6 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(163)k
  
3
Right Ball
Fanatic
4 6 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(163)k
  
4
Left Foot of Dave
Kicker
6 2 3 7
Dirty Player, Dodge, Kick, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 65k
(150)k
  
5
Right Foot of Dave
Kicker
6 2 3 7
Dirty Player, Dodge, Kick, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 65k
(150)k
  
6
Dave's Left Leg
Pogo Stick
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Sprint, Very Long Legs
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 75k
(135)k
  
7
Dave's Right Leg
Pogo Stick
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Sprint, Very Long Legs
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 75k
(135)k
  
8
Dave's Teeth
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 55k
(110)k
  
9
Dave's (censored)
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 55k
(110)k
  
10
Dave's Gas
Bomber
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(110)k
  
11
Dave's Belch
Bomber
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(110)k
  
12
Greeg
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(75)k
  
13
Oom Batta
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(0)k
  
14
Dave's Mom
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(75)k
  
16
B F S D
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(75)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Meech Re-Rolls (120k): 1  
Race: Goblin Cheaters Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 940k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-2 (0 - 2) |Cas Diff:-3 (0/0/0 - 1/2/0)
Last Opponent: Sneaking Sneaks