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Evil Dead Sexy
P [R] Vampire

3 dark and sexy vampire vixens have decided to take their man harem to the pitch and show everyone what for!

Opponents eaten:
1 Chaos Beastman
1 Necromantic Zombie
1 Khemri Skeleton
2 Norse Lineman
1 Thrall
1 Human Lineman
2 Woodelf Lineman
1 Wardancer


This team suffers from the worst dice screwage ever!

Sadly our most deadly and sexy leader has passed on. Seductress shall be sorely missed. The man harem have one less demon of the night to both fear and worship.

Sadly another horrible day is upon us. The most horrible of the horrible, Salacious was forced to retire due to a horrible injury involving some spandex and a wooden ladle.

Needing another dark princess to drive the man harem Lascivious asked her sister Luscious to join the fray. Excited by the propects of tasting new meat and seducing new thralls, she gladly took hold of the blood bowl helmet.

From the dark reaches of the earth comes the most feared of vampiress'. Known far and wide as the eater of babies and bunnies. The one, the only, SYFRIS!!!

Against Winning with Alchemy the team acquired the record of 6/6/6.

Joining the ranks of these insanely evil hotties, we have the incoragable, Castrophony!!!

It is a sad day... The original 3 evil beauties are no more. Our hero and most terrible of she-devils was forced to retire today due to her tripping on those most horrible of stilletos and breaking her vagina bone. We weep...

Man bitches pulverised:
Barry
Doug
Ted
Tom
Jacob
Don
Phil
Dirk
Bob
Ed
Gil (Eaten)
Barny
Jim
Jeb
Dwayne
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Fred
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Guard
   35 0 1 0 3 1 14/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
2
Ben
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Block, Tackle, Dirty Player
   34 2 1 0 9 2 33/51 100k
(40+60)k
  
3
Zex
Vampire
6 4 4 8
Blood Lust, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
Block, Mighty Blow
   17 4 2 0 3 2 26/31 150k
(110+40)k
  
4
Brad
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Block, Tackle
   22 1 1 0 3 2 20/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
5
Luscious
Vampire
6 5 4 8
Blood Lust, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
Stand Firm, +ST, Block, Dodge
   33 0 13 0 9 2 67/76 220k
(110+110)k
  
6
Mike
Thrall
6 3 4 7
+AG, Sure Hands, Block, Pass Block
 m 43 31 5 0 2 3 65/76 140k
(0)k
  
7
Bill
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player, Guard
   43 0 1 0 2 4 27/31 90k
(40+50)k
  
8
Ned
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Guard
   10 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
9
Bart
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Block
   5 1 1 0 0 2 14/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
10
Calypso
Vampire
6 4 4 8
Blood Lust, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
Jump Up, Block
   15 3 2 0 2 2 23/31 150k
(110+40)k
  
11
Seth
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Block, Tackle
   43 1 1 0 3 4 30/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
12
Jeff
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Kick
   32 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
13
Castrophony
Vampire
6 4 5 8
Blood Lust, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
+AG, Block
   24 7 3 0 1 0 18/31 170k
(110+60)k
  
14
Norm
Thrall
6 3 3 7   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Stu
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player, Guard
 m 17 0 1 0 3 2 19/31 90k
(0)k
  
13 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Glamdryn Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Vampire Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1890k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 2120k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:45 (16/11/18) |TD Diff:-5 (54 - 59) |Cas Diff:-14 (45/44/17 - 65/43/12)
Last Opponent: Raveners'