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Retired [X2] Goblin Cheaters

If all 15 Stunties are going to be played, then the one overt fouling team should be played by a noob.
(Tho' later research shows that 'Cheaters are far from the most lethal team, statistically!)

These guys are just bad news- chainsaws, bombs, ball and chain, dirty players - you die, they die, everybody dies. Fair warning, don't kid yourself.

Otherwise, they're just like any other Stunty team- a rough collection of short players, very balanced psychogically, all with a chip on both shoulders. Here, hold this bomb while I start my chainsaw.

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Game 1
vs Drippling Cleaners (Snotlings, Coach Jaawi)
Win, 1-0

A horrendous, chaotic game. I don't even know what happened 1st half, except to say that it didn't, and the score was 0-0 at half-time. The 'Cleaners were mopping up with two Pump Wagons until they crashed into each other, taking each other out (one for the next game!). And that the Gremlins couldn't get a chainsaw started to save their crack-addicted lives, and playing "hot potato" with live bombs is fun, but not rewarding.

The second half saw more coordination on both teams, but the goblins got their chainsaw started, and went to town on the Snotlings. But so did their own Trolls, successfully eating no less than 3 Snotlings (inc 1 hero!)! Then, a hole up the middle saw the slower Snotlings get left in the dust, and that was the game (aside from a few more injuries.)

Altho' the snotlings took 6 noted injuries (many more that were regenerated or healed!), note that only 1 was credited to the Gremlins. Final kick off Turn 7 saw the Gremlins down 7 players with 6 on the field, and the Snotlings down 7 with 9. Chaos on both sides, but chaos seemed to favor the Gremlins today. A 70k gate funded a new fanatic (our first!), but a freebooter may be a good call, possibly, to pad the 2nd half.


Game 2
vs Daily Show 2.0 (Goblins , Coach Banana Fish)
Started a game, scored 1 TD in 4 turns, had to quit.

New game, with extra Fanatic
0-4 loss
2 men on field for one kickoff. 'Nuff said.
Need more Rerolls for 'Cheaters. Lots.
Need to get SPP. They're not coming in.

Game 3
vs Ditty Bops (faeries, Coach Prasomchai)
0-1 loss
Took FOREVER to get the positions.ini file to respond- by that time, totally frazzled, and played a terrible game, becoming more and more frustrated by mental errours that only led to more. The first thing I did was hit "turn" for no apparent reason, giving away the momentum after receiving the first kick. Never regained balance- last play was thinking I was on Turn 7 when on Turn 8, and simply passing on my last scoring chance. Yeah.

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Notes:
Goblin Cheater skills: all Agility.
(Bombers +Pass, Fanatics +Strength)

Goblin (not "GC"!) %

o Goblin (Dodge, Stunty) - Diving Tackle?, Side Step?, Sure Feet?

o Bomber (Dodge) - Pass: Pass, Safe Pass (5/6 no Int), Strong Arm (NoS)
o Fanatic ( 0 )- Str: Mighty Blow, 2nd: Stand Firm (Block, Pro)

o Chainsaw (Dodge) - .Side Step, 3.Sure Feet (Dirty Player! 2Jump Up/ Pro)
o Kicker (Dodge, Stunty) - 1.Sure Feet, 2. Diving Tackle/ Side Step?(Block, Tackle or Jump Up)
o Pogo (Dodge, Stunty) - 1.Sure Feet, 2. Side Step or Catch (1.Block, 2.Sure Hands or Strip Ball)

Doubles => Block (46%), (19%) Dirty Player, (<10% : Sure Hands, Guard, Tackle) = 83%

Forum Q - skills for 'Cheaters

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Tehas, Cabron- 5 pts each: +1
Sploosh, Al K'boom- 2 pts each: +3, +1
Many- 0: +1 each

Smush- -AV, n - 2nd row linebacker? Sideline dancer!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Al K'boom
Bomber
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 60k
(110)k
  
2
Erin Go'Boom
Bomber
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(110)k
  
3
Tehas
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 55k
(110)k
  
4
Rohos
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 55k
(110)k
  
5
Cabron
Kicker
6 2 3 7
Dirty Player, Dodge, Kick, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 65k
(150)k
  
6
Pinche
Kicker
6 2 3 7
Dirty Player, Dodge, Kick, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 65k
(150)k
  
7
Cracker
Fanatic
4 6 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(163)k
  
8
Smacker
Fanatic
4 6 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(163)k
  
9
El Kaboing
Pogo Stick
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Sprint, Very Long Legs
   3 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 75k
(135)k
  
10
Jumpin' Jack Crack
Pogo Stick
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Sprint, Very Long Legs
   1 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 75k
(135)k
  
11
Splat
Goblin
6 2 2 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 -ag 4 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 70k
(15)k
  
12
Squish
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 40k
(75)k
  
13
Sploosh
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 40k
(75)k
  
14
Munch
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(0)k
  
15
Smush
Goblin
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av, n 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(46)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Smeat Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Cheaters Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1190k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (1/1/3) |TD Diff:-8 (1 - 9) |Cas Diff:1 (4/4/2 - 4/3/2)
Last Opponent: Mighty Rodents of death