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</table></br>I don't know when this battle began. I couldn't even tell you how, why or what event got this neverending cycle going. Everyday, for as long as I could remember, day in and day out, I've fought over and over again, always waking up to the morning light, clouded by the haze of blood and rotting flesh. i hear that there used to be peace once, that there was a time when people could roam the lanes freely, without worrying about enemies who came out of nowhere, but that time has been long gone.

I remember my first battle. I was inside the lodge, minding my own business when a booming voice pierced the sky. "All Random!" it said. Before I knew it, I was outside. How? I don't know. All I wanted to do was sleep! Then, the wierdest thing happened. i lost all control of my body! I couldn't move or do anything of my own accord! It was as if someone had invaded my mind and controlled everything I did. I looked around me and saw four others, who were apparently experiencing the same maladie. Some tried to resist. When they would feel the urge to move, they refused, but eventually the 'player,' as we dubbed him, won. We still fight the urge to this day with the technique we've called lagging.

I looked around our surroundings to gather more information. There was no one there. We were all standing in the middle of a ghost town. Suddenly, as if by magic, items started to appear. Various rings and potions made their way onto our fingers and belts. Some even recieved new boots! I knew what had happened! We had all died and went to heaven!

But that couldn't have been it. I recognized some of the people around me, but two of them, I had never seen before. One was a fat ugly creature, with various limbs and the smell of a hundred dead babies. He looked like someone had beaten him with an ugly stick, then defecated on him. What was worse was that he only wore an ugly yellow shirt. I have seen some horrible things in my days of adventuring.... but that 'thing,' well I'll never forget. I wish I could.

The other was a huge demon! He seemed nice, and we all started conversing with each other. I asked the demon for his name. He replied with Lucifer. The goblins, who were with us, laughed, and called him Lucy. I saw the fury in the demon's eyes as he tried to strike the goblins, but nothing happened. He was stuck. After witnessing his futility, we simply stood there. All of a sudden, the fat one simply yelled out mid and headed northeast. The goblins followed him. "Solo bot" said another, and before I knew it, I was running north.

In a flash, a number of treants and a druid joined us. "Great to see our brethren!" I yelled, but they simply ran, ignoring my attempts at contact. It was as if they are automated, with no will of their own, and had only battle in mind. The rest of the battle was a bloody confusion. I heard the battle cries of the the goblins as they sacrificed themselves in a heroic effort to destroy the enemy. They succeeded. I had no time to mourn their loss and i battled on.

To my surprise, i came face to face in battle against an old friend! "What are you doing?!" I yelled at him! "You're on the wrong side!" "I don't know!" he replied as he murdered one tree after another. His apologies poured out with every slice. "Make it stop!" I remember him crying as he disappeared and quickly reappeared next to me. The last thing I remember him saying was "delicious." I lost consciousness soon after.

When I opened my eyes, a great flash of light had passed over me. I could've sworn I had died. Was I dreaming? I heard the clashing of metal and the shrieks of the dying in the distance. I was confused to say the least. I looked over and saw the goblins heading the same direction as before. "How?" I asked myself, ".... they're suppose to be dead... as am I....."

More items appeared on me, one being a pair of boots, the likes of which I had never seen before. "P-o-w-e-r-t-r-e-a-d-s" I read aloud, and I was off once again. The battle ensued for many days, and as the battle progressed, so too did the frequency of the booming voice. Double Kill! and Triple Kill! and HOLY SHIT, thundered throughout the evening sky. After what seemed like forever, we were victorious, decimating our enemies base. The celebration was short however. Before the final structure was destroyed, everyone yelled out, "Gee, Gee." I don't know what that meant, but as soon as soon as the final building was destroyed, I found myself back in the tavern. A strange dream I thought. I didn't know how wrong I was.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Pudge
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(133)k
  
2
Banehallow
Werewolf
8 3 3 8
Catch, Claw, Frenzy
Block
   4 0 3 0 2 0 13/16 140k
(158)k
  
3
Mercurial
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
   1 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 70k
(75)k
  
4
Balanar
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
   4 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 70k
(75)k
  
5
Darkterror
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Kick
   4 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 50k
(65)k
  
6
Bone Clinkz
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Block
   4 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 50k
(65)k
  
7
Terrorblade
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(40)k
  
8
Abaddon
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(40)k
  
9
Mortred
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(40)k
  
10
Krobelus
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
   4 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 90k
(105)k
  
11
Kel'Thuzad
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(105)k
  
12
Strygwyr
Werewolf
8 3 3 8
Catch, Claw, Frenzy
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(140)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Kaffe_kopp Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Necromantic Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1180k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:4 (1/1/2) |TD Diff:1 (7 - 6) |Cas Diff:-1 (2/2/0 - 4/0/1)
Last Opponent: Female First