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Morrises Motors 'Miney Moes'
Retired [FT] Goblin

The eenymeanymineymoes tried every dirty trick in the book. But after one game they got hammered. The owner lost interest and disbanded what was left of the team.

Steam wagon orc business owner Morris loved what he saw and decided to take on what was left of the team. Seeing himself as a 'would be coach' he also had ideas about how to improve things.

The pitch will be the critic to decide how he has done as a pre game coach.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Burpy Slurpy Smith
Troll
4 5 1+ - 9+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
   2 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 130k
(110+20)k
  
3
Boingy boingy Barneveld
Pogoer
7 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Leap, Stunty, Very Long Legs
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
4
Brrm Brmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brown
Looney
6 2 3+ - 7+
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
Bam bam big and low
Bomma
6 2 3+ - 7+
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
Smelly Sh^^ty pants
Goblin
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Tumbledown dick
Goblin
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Davey Dummy Mouth
Goblin
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Snake Sneaky Smith
Goblin
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Squeally squeally Sorenson
Goblin
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Back stabbing Gorath
Goblin
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10 players
Coach: harvestmouse Re-Rolls (120k): 6  
Race: Goblin Dedicated Fans: 2  
Current Team Value: 930k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 930k Apothecary: Yes  
Games this Season: 2 / 15 Current Re-draft Budget: 1115k

Games Played:2 (0/1/1) |TD Diff:-2 (1 - 3) |Cas Diff:-2 (3/0/0 - 5/0/0)
Last Opponent: Carthaganians