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<DIV ALIGN="center"><i>Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy begger
Who could think you under the table,
David Hume could out-consume,
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say could stick it away,
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René DesCartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.</i>

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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Hubur Barrelbelly
Troll Slayer
5 3 2+ - 8+
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 90k
(90+0)k
  
2
Kufur Barrelbelly
Troll Slayer
5 3 2+ - 8+
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 90k
(90+0)k
  
3
Buran Foamfollower
Blitzer
5 3 3+ - 9+
Block, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 80k
(80+0)k
  
4
Foimli Kegslayer
Blitzer
5 3 3+ - 9+
Block, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 80k
(80+0)k
  
5
Glenus Beerchaser
Runner
6 3 3+ - 8+
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 80k
(80+0)k
  
6
Muli Tinybladder
Runner
6 3 3+ - 8+
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 80k
(80+0)k
  
7
Sigan Alechewer
Blocker
4 3 2+ - 9+
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
8
Domli Deepmug
Blocker
4 3 2+ - 9+
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
9
Bignar Lagerlifter
Blocker
4 3 2+ - 9+
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
10
Gleli Foambeard
Blocker
4 3 2+ - 9+
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
11
Kenus Stoutbrewer
Blocker
4 3 2+ - 9+
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
11 players
Coach: LurkingGrue Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Dwarf Dedicated Fans: 7  
Current Team Value: 950k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 950k Apothecary: No  
Games this Season: 0 / 15 Current Re-draft Budget: 1000k

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