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[L] Orc
| "Jamming" is tradition brought in by the new head coach to introduce bread and other grains into the players’ diets which not surprisingly consisted of goblins, footballs, and sometimes yellow snow. On their first game, a tray of random jams was brought in and the orcs were instructed (mostly forced) by the coach to pick their favorite jam, spread it on some bread and eat it. Fascinated, and with trolls behind them, the orcs woofed down the jammed bread, along with random items in their lockers and on the floor, and ran onto the field to crush their opponent. Through the bone breaking, head thumping, body ripping action, each orc player entered into a state of hysteria and euphoria due to the high sugar content of their post-game jams and began seeing blood becoming jam and the field as bread. With each injury, with each foul and with each death, they saw jam spray across that bread and they liked it. Oh how did they love that sweet sweet taste. Nowadays, jamming has become a routine tradition taken on by all players on the team used to psyche themselves up before the game, imagining their opponents as the jam as they spread it across the bread and eating it. With each bite of delicious jelly, they make an unspoken oath amongst each other to turn their opponents into what they love most, "Jelly Sauce". <img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/248116.jpg"> As long as I rule, may the cabbage rot on!! |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block |
25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 13/16 | 100k
(80+20)k |
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| 2 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 80k
(80+0)k |
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| 3 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block |
4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/16 | 100k
(80+20)k |
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| 4 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block |
25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 15/16 | 100k
(80+20)k |
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| 5 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Mighty Blow |
7 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 11/16 | 100k
(80+20)k |
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| 6 |
Blitzer
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Guard |
-ma | 24 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 38/51 | 140k
(80+60)k |
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| 8 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Mighty Blow, Strip Ball, Sure Hands, Tackle |
n | 23 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 52/76 | 160k
(80+80)k |
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| 9 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 10 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard |
24 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 25/31 | 100k
(50+50)k |
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| 11 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Tackle |
25 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 25/31 | 90k
(50+40)k |
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| 12 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Tackle |
25 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 23/31 | 90k
(50+40)k |
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| 13 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Guard, Block |
21 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 21/31 | 100k
(50+50)k |
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| 16 |
Troll
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4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate Guard |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6/16 | 130k
(110+20)k |
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| Games Played: | 25 (17/4/4) | | | TD Diff: | 21 (39 - 18) | | | Cas Diff: | 26 (29/18/12 - 18/11/4) |
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| Last Opponent: Two Dees | |||||||