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Döner Factory™
P [S] Strigoyan

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<u>The Döner Meat</u>

<i>"The better the player was, the better the Döner is!"</i>

A Döner is rated by the meat, as simple as that. But finding the right meat ain't that easy though the better the player, the better the Döner will taste. Simple, right? Well, not quite that simple. As you see, a player could have suffered from an injury, making the meat less tasty, or the player was young when he died, making the meat, in most cases, dry and too salty. To conclude, the better a player was, the better the Döner tastes!


<u>The Master Chef</u>

<i>“Chef, don't forget your dead meat, it's waiting for you on the field!”</i>

Only the Master Chef (Strigoyan Lord) can collect meat for a Döner stick. When a player dies from a blow (only from a block) from him he will collect the meat after the match and bring it back to his Restaurant.


<u>The Preparation Of The Meat</u>

<i>“Do I really have to roll the stick?”</i>

The dead player is stripped of all his clothing, put on a table and hacked into pieces, thereafter the meat is then 'layered' - put in an oven so the meat will be easier to remove, layer by layer - hereafter the layers are put on a stick. This stick is then placed next to a fire where a goblin is put on duty; to roll the stick in circles so that the warmth from the fire will warm the meat evenly. A true Blackbox Döner is born!


<u>The Quality Control</u>

<i>“This Döner tastes just wonderful! What is it made of?”</i>

The better a Döner tastes, the more expensive it is. Simple. But how exactly is The Quality Control done? It's quite simple; The master chef takes a bite, decides how good the Döner is, then puts a Quality Control-stamp on it. This stamp decides how expensive the Döner is. There are thirteen different qualities for a Döner: <i>Rotten</i> (10k - 2 for the price of 1); <i>Poor</i> (10k); <i>Almost Eatable</i> (10k); <i>Eatable</i> (20k); <i>Eatable & Juicy</i> (20k); <i>Almost Tasty</i> (20k); <i>Pretty Tasty</i> (20k); <i>Tasty</i> (30k); <i>Tasty & Juicy</i> (30k); <i>Great Taste</i> (30k); <i>Excellent Taste</i> (40k); <i>Almost Unbeatable</i> (50k) and <i>Star Quality</i> (60k).


<u>The Döner Shop</u>

<i>“How much is it for that smelly one- Yes, the one in the corner?”</i>

Enter the Döner Shop and choose from the available Döners! All you need to do is PM me with your Döner reservation, find me in IRC, tell me you want the Döner and then dump the right amount of money. This gives you a Blackbox Döner ® icon!


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--> <td align="center" width="160" bgcolor="#000000"><font color="#fb1a1a"><b>Origin</b></td><!--
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Hop Döner</a></td><!--
--> <td align="center">Almost Tasty</td><!--
--> <td align="center">5</td><!--
--> <td align="center">20k</td><!--
--> <td align="center">0</td><!--
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Loppi Döner</a></td><!--
--> <td align="center">Almost Eatable</td><!--
--> <td align="center">1</td><!--
--> <td align="center">10k</td><!--
--> <td align="center">0</td><!--
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--> <td align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6408029">
Ted II Döner</a></td><!--
--> <td align="center">Almost Eatable</td><!--
--> <td align="center">1</td><!--
--> <td align="center">10k</td><!--
--> <td align="center">0</td><!--
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--> <td align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6991905">
Shaitan III Döner</a></td><!--
--> <td align="center">Poor</td><!--
--> <td align="center">1/2</td><!--
--> <td align="center">5k</td><!--
--> <td align="center">0</td><!--
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Döner n/a</a></td><!--
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--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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Döner n/a</a></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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Döner n/a</a></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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Döner n/a</a></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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Döner n/a</a></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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Vanilla Coke (Bottle 1.5l)</a></td><!--
--> <td align="center">Star Quality</td><!--
--> <td align="center">50</td><!--
--> <td align="center">10k</td><!--
--> <td align="center">0</td><!--
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--> <td align="center" width="120" bgcolor="#000000"><font color="#fb1a1a"><b>Players (Ret./Dead)</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center" width="120" bgcolor="#000000"><font color="#fb1a1a"><b>Category SPP</b></td><!--
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<b>Rookie</b></td><!--
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<b>Experienced</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>Veteran</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>Emerging Star</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>Star Player</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>Super-Star</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>Mega-Star</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>Legend</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>TOTAL</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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--> <td align="center" width="160" bgcolor="#000000"><font color="#fb1a1a"><b>Category</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center" width="120" bgcolor="#000000"><font color="#fb1a1a"><b>Players (Ret./Dead)</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center" width="120" bgcolor="#000000"><font color="#fb1a1a"><b>Category SPP</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center" width="100" bgcolor="#000000"><font color="#fb1a1a"><b>Total Matches</b></td><!--
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<b>Rookie</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>Experienced</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">2 (1/1)</td><!--
--> <td align="center">22</td><!--
--> <td align="center">28</td><!--
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<b>Veteran</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>Emerging Star</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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--> <tr class="odd"><!--
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<b>Star Player</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>Super-Star</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>Mega-Star</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>Legend</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>TOTAL</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center"><b>2 (1/1)</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center"><b>22</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center"><b>28</b></td><!--
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--> <td align="center" width="160" bgcolor="#000000"><font color="#fb1a1a"><b>Category</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center" width="120" bgcolor="#000000"><font color="#fb1a1a"><b>Players (Ret./Dead)</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center" width="120" bgcolor="#000000"><font color="#fb1a1a"><b>Category SPP</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center" width="100" bgcolor="#000000"><font color="#fb1a1a"><b>Total Matches</b></td><!--
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<b>Rookie</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">18 (10/8)</td><!--
--> <td align="center">38</td><!--
--> <td align="center">92</td><!--
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<b>Experienced</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">3 (0/3)</td><!--
--> <td align="center">31</td><!--
--> <td align="center">30</td><!--
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<b>Veteran</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">3 (0/3)</td><!--
--> <td align="center">65</td><!--
--> <td align="center">44</td><!--
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--> <td align="center">
<b>Emerging Star</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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--> <td align="center">
<b>Star Player</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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--> <td align="center">
<b>Super-Star</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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--> <tr class="odd"><!--
--> <td align="center">
<b>Mega-Star</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>Legend</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>TOTAL</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center"><b>24 (10/14)</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center"><b>134</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center"><b>166</b></td><!--
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Strigoyan Lord
6 6 2 8
Blood Lust, Claw, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Dodge, Block, Frenzy, Tackle, +ST, Mighty Blow
n 24 0 2 0 55 2 Legend
126
270k
(120+150)k
 
2
Crypt Ghoul
6 2 3 7
Blood Lust, Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Tackle
  7 0 3 0 5 1 24/31 100k
(60+40)k
 
3
Crypt Ghoul
6 2 3 7
Blood Lust, Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Tackle
  23 0 4 0 6 1 29/31 100k
(60+40)k
 
4
Crypt Ghoul
6 2 3 7
Blood Lust, Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block
  3 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
5
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Diving Tackle, Side Step
n 10 0 3 0 1 1 16/31 75k
(35+40)k
 
6
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
n 6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
7
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
8
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Diving Tackle
n 7 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 55k
(35+20)k
 
10
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Diving Tackle
  12 0 3 0 0 0 9/16 55k
(35+20)k
 
11
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Diving Tackle
  9 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 55k
(35+20)k
 
12
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
13
Alp
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Diving Tackle
  8 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 55k
(35+20)k
 
14
Thrall
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Diving Tackle
-ma 3 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 55k
(35+20)k
 
15
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
16
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
15 players  
Coach: RawMessiah Re-Rolls (120k): 8  
Race: Strigoyan Fan Factor: 15  
Current Team Value: 1755k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 150k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1755k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:24 (15/2/7) |TD Diff:12 (28 - 16) |Cas Diff:-29 (59/31/19 - 74/38/26)
Last Opponent: Skynet2.0