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Retired [X2] Chaos Dwarf

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year."

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow?"
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Stand Firm
  3 0 2 0 1 0 8/ 160k
(163)k
 
4
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(0)k
 
5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  3 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 90k
(115)k
 
6
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  3 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 70k
(75)k
 
7
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  3 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 70k
(75)k
 
8
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
 
9
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
 
11
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7 m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(0)k
 
12
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(30)k
 
13
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7 n, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(0)k
 
14
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
  3 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 60k
(80)k
 
8 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: krytie Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 930k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:3 (2/1/0) |TD Diff:3 (4 - 1) |Cas Diff:3 (4/3/2 - 2/4/0)
Last Opponent: Disco Jihad Streetlampers