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Fightin' Krytens
Retired [L] Ogre

After their first full season in the Northern Wastes League, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=695603">Charleston Cheaters</a> team captain Bungo Mungus called a team meeting. What was left of the sorry squad dragged themselves into the locker room and sat down wearily.

"Team!", Bungo bellowed, "We bad. Very big badness, all around." Bungo was the most eloquent speaker of the group, and his speeches were usually inspiring. This time, maybe not so much. But usually!
"We lose big players. We lose small green friends. We lose every match in season!" This was truly shaping up to be one of Bungo's least inspiring speeches ever, rivaling even his his famous 'Don't eat small green friends' speech.
"Team!", he repeated. "All big players and small green friends who want new team, say 'fart'". The team, eager to comfort the clearly distraught Bungo, replied in unison:
"Fart!"
"I no HEAR you!"
"FART!"
"I still no hear you! You is all stinking lumps! Bungo want HEAR you!"
"FAAAAAAAAAART!"

The team (what was left of them), was reinvigorated! They WOULD fart! Er, I mean, they WOULD form a new team!

So goes the legend of the Fightin' Krytens. The legend also states that the team's namesake, 'Kryten' is a 'Righteous dude, and always super friendly'. Tellers of the Legend do not know what this old adage means, but we (the Tellers of the Legend, that is) generally agree that this 'Kryten' is alright in our book. He sounds cool, anyway.

Then, the newly-minted (though not so minty fresh) Krytens then sang their old fight song, the song their fans still sing to this day:

Pitter patter of little feet,
Snotling plays are not so neat;
Sticky fingers on the ball,
Tiny boots for when you fall
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bungo Mungus
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 140k
(140+0)k
  
2
Skull Bulgeous
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 140k
(140+0)k
  
3
Borsh Gurplumps
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 140k
(140+0)k
  
4
Stubbo Buttz
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 140k
(140+0)k
  
5
Kurst Vurgo
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 140k
(140+0)k
  
7
Nub Fizzler
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
8
Crix Maydeen
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
11
Nee-Noo Van de Lay
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
14
Dinko Rinkus
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
15
Jinkeez Ghang
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
16
Pizzaball Feetucheeny
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
11 players  
Coach: pubstar Re-Rolls (140k): 1  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 0  
Current Team Value: 820k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 940k Apothecary: Yes  

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