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[B] Stiff Little Flingers [B]
Retired [B] Halfling

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Memorable Matches

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OpponentsScoreComments
BandageBondage3-2The most violent game the Sammiches ever had, with a total of 5 deaths (including both treemen), 4 MNG, and 1 -MA. Yet, the Sammiches managed to win!
Maesbury Marauders0-1The following match. They lost 4 other players, along with the game, to a goblin team. Only 6 flings managed to survive both games.
Cujan Cowboys3-1The coach thought he'd get an easy victory, but he was badly mistaken. The Sammiches dominated the whole game.
Blackwater Hornpipers2-1Not much to say about this one, except I think it was damn good play. Kinda proud of it actually.
ChaosCiott5-0The very first match of the Sammiches won 5-0.
Pantheon Princesses0-3Yup, the Sammiches lost this game. But do you want to know what happens when you're stalling? Check that.
EVS1-0First game conceded for the Sammiches. The coach retired his team a few seconds later. Pipin Piethrower had a great game and scared the hell out of these chaos beasts. But again, you shouldn't take it too seriously when you lose to flings. Yeah, they can be good.
Hot 5tuff3-3A tie versus Piggy's tree huggers. Enough said.
NameComments
Ozzy FencyaleThe best scorer of the team, and a future legend.
Ornst DiehardA great player, even though he always remained the second best fling of his team.
Bob RastaflingThe first AG+ fling of the team who survived more than a few games, and an amazing scorer. He unfortunately had to retire due to an injury.
The TrioAlso known as the Gang. They're the strongest, the baddest, and the most feared flings that ever step foot on a Blood Bowl pitch. There's the bad guy, the guy who never backs up from a fight, Pipin Piethrower - best fling basher, all time. There's the pro wrestler Melwyn Cheeseheart, especially when there's mud involved. And finally, there's the monster, Nuffle's favourite, Bob Berserkling. No one can stop them when they play together. Will you?
KalimarEnough said.
TeamComments
killingblowNot retired by the Sammiches per se, but they suffered so many casualties they had to retire the team after one more game. Their coach was all about trying to destroy the Sammiches - he should have known better. Flings can scratch and bite!
EVSTheir coach couldn't bear with the idea he was about to lose a match to flings... for the second time.
Christers ApprenticeObviously, that was because of the dicing...
Sisters Of SlaughterNo comment. :)
In the Name of the TristanThe undead can't die, but they can be hurt...
2 players in the top 10 treemen stars, all time
4 players in the top 25 fling stars all time
4 players in the top 12 fling scorers all time
3 flings in the top 16 for most casualties all time, including the #1
2 treemen in the top 10 for most casualties all time
2 players in the top 9 treemen MVP all time
4 players in the top 25 eldest flings all time
2 players in the top 8 eldest treemen all time
2 treemen in the most blocks top 9, all time
3 flings in the most blocks top 4 all time, including the #1
0 fling in the top 25 foulers (extremely proud of this one)
#2 fling rusher all time
1 tree in the top 12 Most Blocks all time, all races
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Slowbranch Summerpine
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(120+0)k
  
2
Bentsprig Briarclaw
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(120+0)k
  
3
Sandil Sandydowns
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
4
Sancho Smials
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
5
Buckminster Briar
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
Berilac Lomasdown
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
Wilibald Foxburr
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
8
Dimple Bulge
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
9
Merimac Moss
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
10
Bollo Burrows
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
Till Danderfluff
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
12
Will Willowbottom
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
Gorbulas Bumbleroot
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
14
Wilcomb Boggy-Hillocks
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
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Mungo Knotwise
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
15 players  
Coach: akaRenton Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 0  
Current Team Value: 980k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 980k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:0 (0/0/0) |TD Diff:0 (0 - 0) |Cas Diff:0 (0/0/0 - 0/0/0)