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Go[B]lin All-StAARs
Retired [B] Goblin

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About:

Team:

'Hopefully' here to stay, the; Goblin All-StAARs are going to cause some good old destruction in the box! While this is a favoured in-game tactic of theirs, the Goblins and Trolls on this team have expressed a desire to be taken 'seriously' ..I couldn't help but let out a chuckle when Juicer told me that!..

The Goblin All-StAARs are a Rare-Breed of Goblin Team these days... They're Coach actually cares about the individual players and the team's development!.. 'I'm not trying to create a W/D/L record that'll blow your mind, ..I'm just coaching these guys as best I can, in hopes to create a 'failry' comeptative, all-round Goblin team, that IS capable of surprising even the Strongest of teams. This ofcourse will take time and plenty of effort - but imo it's worth it'

Most Coaches consider Goblins as a Jokes team.. they fail to see their true potential. Sure alot of their game relies on good luck and favourable dice rolls, but in the end ..it all boils down to how well you manage/coach them.

I'd like to see Av8 sprad across the team, a dash of St3 + Ag4 wouldnt go amis. If a Goblin gets to his 3rd Skill without a Stat+ or a Double roll, I will consider sacking the Goblin for a new one.

Playing Policy:

We dont like Dwarves, never have never will. We would refuse to play those hairy faced Clowns if that was a possibility. Neither do we like Norse - they Smell, however they aren't as smelly as Dwarves.. we will only consider playign against a Norse team if they offer use free beer to drink during the match!

Coach:

Like many coaches out there I have always had a thing for the Goblins, infact my first league team was a Goblin one!, however back then I was a very inexperianced coach.. If I could wipe the slate clean and begin a new I certainly would! but it looks the folly's of my past will haunt my coaching career forever. Maybe in time I can redeem myself.. *holds head in hands*


Team Kit/Colors!


Original player image drawings by knut_rockie.

I have a similar team in Ranked.

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
  8 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 110k
(110+0)k
 
2
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
  8 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 110k
(110+0)k
 
3
Fanatic
3 7 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
  8 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
4
Bomma
6 2 4 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
+AG
  8 0 0 0 0 3 15/ 80k
(40+40)k
 
5
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
  8 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
6
Pogoer
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Stunty, Very Long Legs
  7 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
7
Goblin
6 2 3 8
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AV
  6 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 70k
(40+30)k
 
9
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
10
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  8 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
11
Goblin
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+ST
  8 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 90k
(40+50)k
 
12
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
13
Goblin
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
-ma 7 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 60k
(40+20)k
 
14
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  6 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
15
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
m 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(0)k
 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: deyempe Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 1140k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 230k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1180k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:8 (0/2/6) |TD Diff:-13 (3 - 16) |Cas Diff:-21 (8/2/0 - 23/5/3)
Last Opponent: Cannon's Fodder