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Bartolozzi bros from Tilea
Retired [B] Human

TIME TO RETIRE AND START AGAIN FROM SCRATCH!

[Third version of this team, let's see how it works this time!]

"Hey Duccio, how do you feel?"
"Like that mummy broke every bone in my head, bros"
"Yeah, that was really hard"
"The coach has left you alone there"
"You left me alone there, bros"
"No Duccio, coach is total dumbass, he told us to focus on flanking those bonebags while you were distracting those big guys"
"I think we should leave and have a team on our own, we can't keep on playing like that"
"Yeah, bros, our cousins are with us"
"What about Briselde?"
"Briselde almost killed you, Duccio, pretending she was fixing your skull"
"Maybe she was trying"
"I think she was too much amused from your body to be properly focused on patching you up"
"Mmh, how do we do? Do we search another apothecaress?"
"What about our cousin, Giselle? She has been in Bretonnia to learn some new charmes from those Lake ladies"
"Ok, she's cute too, that always helps"
"Hey bros, you're forgetting something"
"What, Guccio?"
"We need the money to cover assurances, penalties and enrollments"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Who is the richest of those other guys?"
"Norbert, he's from Marienburg, his family owns a lot of trade ships and leisure houses there"
"Ok, let's speak with him"

After three disastrous matches with Altdorfen bulls, Bartolozzi brothers decided to leave that coach and found a team on their own.
Norbert went with them, attracted by Tilean beauties, first of them Giselle Bartolozzi, their new apothecaress.
Having engaged a bunch of new mercenary players, Bartolozzi brothers are now ready to face any team they're going to.

"T for touchdown, I for interception, L for leadership, E for extraordinary beauty, A for awe!
Tilea rules!"

As wise as Kondor says: "Just remember that a draw is like kissing your sister; sure you can do it, and sometimes it can also seem the most appropriate thing to do, but no one of you should feel accustomed to it!"
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Mastino II della Scala
Ogre
4 6 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
+ST
 -ma 16 0 0 0 7 0 14/ 190k
(140+50)k
  
2
Mastino I della Scala
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   13 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
3
Cansignorio della Scala
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Dodge
   16 0 2 0 1 2 18/ 140k
(90+50)k
  
4
Francesco Sforza
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow
   16 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
5
Ludovico il moro Visconti
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   15 0 2 0 1 1 13/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
6
Ippolito d'Este
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Side Step, Block, Sure Feet
   13 0 8 0 2 1 33/ 120k
(60+60)k
  
7
Giovanni dalle bande nere de' Medici
Thrower
7 3 4 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, +AG, +MA, Wrestle
   16 29 0 0 2 4 53/ 180k
(70+110)k
  
8
Neri Bartolozzi
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Kick
   8 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
10
Guccino Bartolozzi
Lineman
6 3 3 8   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Luccio Bartolozzi
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard, Block
   17 0 0 0 1 3 17/ 100k
(50+50)k
  
12
Aronne Piccardi
Lineman
6 3 3 8   11 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
11 players  
Coach: franzvonwittelsbach Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1580k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 210k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1580k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:17 (2/5/10) |TD Diff:-16 (15 - 31) |Cas Diff:-13 (14/4/2 - 18/9/6)
Last Opponent: OgOgOg