24 coaches online • Server time: 03:35
* * * Did you know? The best blocker is Taku the Second with 551 casualties.
Log in
Recent Forum Topics goto Post Gnomes are trashgoto Post Gnome Roster - how a...goto Post Skittles' Centu...
Gowpenful O`Anything
Retired [B] Elven Union

GOWPENFUL-O’-ANYTHING

A gowpen is the bowl formed by cupping your hands together, while a gowpenful-o’-anything is “a contemptuous term applied to one who is a medley of everything absurd,” according to the English Dialect Dictionary.

Insults

Royal Rookie Rumble CCCXXXIX Lost 1st Round Jan/16
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Kelpie-Limmer
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge
   5 1 1 0 0 1 9/ 130k
(110+20)k
  
2
SnoutBand
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(110+0)k
  
3
Saddle-Goose
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge
   5 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 120k
(100+20)k
  
4
Tallowcatch
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge, Block
   5 1 1 0 0 3 19/ 140k
(100+40)k
  
7
Bobolyne
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
   5 3 0 0 0 0 3/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
9
Yaldson
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Dodge
   4 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 80k
(60+20)k
  
10
Whiffle-Whaffle
Lineman
6 3 4 7   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
11
Wandrought
Lineman
6 3 4 7   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
12
Stampcrab
Lineman
6 3 4 7   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
13
Scobberlotcher
Lineman
5 3 4 7 -ma 4 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
14
Rakefire
Lineman
6 3 4 7   5 1 0 0 1 0 3/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
11 players  
Coach: keggiemckill Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Elven Union Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 1130k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 240k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1130k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (0/3/2) |TD Diff:-3 (5 - 8) |Cas Diff:-8 (0/1/0 - 5/4/0)
Last Opponent: Intillimani