The fans have been eagerly awaiting this teams world debut and much hype has been generated around them, ever since the team creation was officially announced by famed head coach, McLovin.

The coach has been rather hush-hush about every stage of the teams development so far, but with the recent announcement of the official roster at a local press conference, the hype train has reached record levels. No player interviews have been allowed so far because, "They need to focus on their game right now, as the first game of the season can have a big impact on team moral and momentum, and we want to start strong." said McLovin during the conference.

Rumours abound however, and the team is said to be a gang of goofy misfits, just monkeying around and having a good time. That being said however, they do have a reputation for being able to focus on the important things and grind when needed. They prefer the laid back lifestyle however and do the bare minimum required to succeed. Or so say the rumours at least.

Only time will tell if they can life up to the colossal hype they've built or if they will be just another disappointment like coach Gereth Bourne's now infamous team, No Man's Sky. This reporter is looking forward to following the team as the season progresses. This has been Simon Yingo for Cabal Vision TV News, signing off.

HA! GOT EM!

It is still the pre-season stage but they're putting in a lot of hours on the training field, preparing for their world debut. This is surely a team to watch in the coming season and the fans expect great things. The only question is, will they be able to perform under this pressure and rise to the top? Only time will tell!

They haven't even had their debut season yet...

Getting a little ahead of ourselves aren't we? Chill dude