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Birka Badboyz hail from far off Birka, a small town of 4 houses and 28 bars. They consume an average of 20050 litres of beer and/or mead per capita each year, making them the all-time leaders of drinking amongst norse. Blitzer Omar Abdulahovic was taken by evil southerners as an infant, and only after years of raiding did the Badboyz finally find him and return him home. Having lived with barbarians, Omar had found a tendency to drink a red drink, rather similiar in appearence to blood, which makes him stronger. The Birka Badboyz later entered the Blood Bowl scene, in orde to take revenge on "those sissy southerners", by playing good, and taking all their chicks (after having wreaked havoc in their bars, homes and churches).

The future looks bright for these young men, as none of them have gotten injuried so far.

After a few to many visits to brothels, the Birka Badboyz now have a firm no prostitute policy. This after half the team got syphilis from the same woman, an ogre prostitute called 'Big Mama'. Rumors state that this in fact was because of jealousy from the coaches side, but these remain unconfirmed.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Strip Ball, Guard, Mighty Blow
  22 0 5 0 7 1 34/51 150k
(173)k
 
2
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Guard, Tackle
  24 1 3 0 3 1 21/31 130k
(150)k
 
3
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Guard
  23 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 110k
(130)k
 
5
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block
Dirty Player, +MA
  21 1 2 0 0 2 17/31 100k
(140)k
 
6
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Guard, Dodge
  16 0 5 0 3 0 21/31 140k
(158)k
 
7
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block
Tackle, +MA
  21 1 2 0 2 3 26/31 100k
(125)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Strip Ball, Tackle
  24 0 2 1 0 2 18/31 90k
(105)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
  8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Kick, Tackle
  24 3 3 0 2 2 26/31 90k
(105)k
 
11
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block
+MA
  10 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 80k
(100)k
 
12
Ogre
5 5 2 8
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Guard
-av 20 0 0 0 6 3 27/31 170k
(131)k
 
13
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Block, Pass
Accurate, Safe Throw
  19 9 2 0 0 1 20/31 110k
(125)k
 
14
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Block, Catch
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
 
15
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Block, Pass
Sure Hands
  14 4 1 0 0 0 7/16 90k
(95)k
 
16
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Block, Catch
Dodge
  5 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 90k
(120)k
 
15 players  
Coach: phocuz Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 2040k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:24 (6/8/10) |TD Diff:-8 (32 - 40) |Cas Diff:-43 (13/8/5 - 40/23/6)
Last Opponent: Blood Force