| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Timor | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 1 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Defensive | n |
13 | Stephen | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 6 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | |
12 | Florey | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 4 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Jump Up | n |
12 | Danny | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
7 | Falstaff | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 4 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Defensive | m, m |
6 | Ebenezer | Halfling Hefty | 4 | 4 | Dodge, Fend, Stunty, Sprint | m |
14 | Flore | Halfling Catcher | 9 | 15 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | d |
14 | Charlie | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
9 | Laurie | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n, n |
4 | Micky | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
11 | George | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
10 | Evelyn | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 2 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Pro | |
16 | Beryl | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 8 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Fend | m, n |
11 | Lillian | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
8 | Tyler | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 18 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Safe Pair of Hands | m, m |
7 | Sharon | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 15 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sprint | n |
4 | Miles | Halfling Catcher | 9 | 3 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty, Safe Pair of Hands | -pa |
16 | Godiva | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
11 | Guinevere | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Fend | |
9 | Arfur | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 10 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, m, n |
15 | Felney | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 24 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | n |
14 | Timmy | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 12 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Shadowing | n |
13 | Esmeralda | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 20 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Jump Up | m, n, m |
12 | Ringo | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 18 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
11 | Boudicca | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
10 | Theodore | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 8 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Tackle | m |
9 | Davy | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Boden | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 5 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Fend | |
7 | Tina | Halfling Hopeful Lineman | 5 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Pro | |
6 | Joel | Halfling Hefty | 18 | 6 | Dodge, Fend, Stunty, Leader | n, m, d |
5 | Hengist | Halfling Hefty | 12 | 2 | Dodge, Fend, Stunty | d |
4 | Harold | Halfling Catcher | 4 | 2 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | George | Altern Forest Treeman | 14 | 16 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Timmm-ber!, Throw Team-mate | -av |