| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Pana to the gulag | Looney | 4 | 4 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Catch | n |
4 | Ban pana | Looney | 1 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m |
10 | Drunk as Happy | Goblin Lineman | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Pana is still a **** | Looney | 1 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m |
9 | Shiny ox-blood | Goblin Lineman | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Steel toes | Goblin Lineman | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Leap | |
16 | Frog blade | Goblin Lineman | 9 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Fend | |
9 | Sixteen holes | Goblin Lineman | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -pa |
4 | Pana is a ***** | Looney | 3 | 3 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Diving Tackle | |
9 | Bit on the side | Goblin Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
3 | Crying for lost friends | Fanatic | 5 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | |
4 | Hater of all things pana | Looney | 4 | 4 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n |
16 | Skol super | Goblin Lineman | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | A carpet at scrubs | Goblin Lineman | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Loves a bit of tom | Goblin Lineman | 5 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
10 | Twist and bleach | Goblin Lineman | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
9 | True believer | Goblin Lineman | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
16 | Kestrel super | Goblin Lineman | 7 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Pro | |
4 | Average pana hater | Looney | 8 | 6 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Dodge | m |
9 | Ben Sherman casual | Goblin Lineman | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | |
10 | Stone Island and Reeboks | Goblin Lineman | 8 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Tackle | |
9 | Stanley merchant | Goblin Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
7 | Rolled up newspaper | Goblin Lineman | 9 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Shadowing | |
13 | Traffic light hater | Goblin Lineman | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -pa |
4 | Pana is always worth hating | Looney | 5 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -st |
16 | Tennent's super | Goblin Lineman | 7 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Strip Ball | n |
4 | Hating pana is my thing | Looney | 3 | 4 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Jump Up | m |
4 | Will always hate pana | Looney | 4 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n |
4 | Still hating pana | Looney | 1 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m |
12 | Still practising | Goblin Lineman | 26 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | n, m, d |
8 | Enemy of society | Goblin Lineman | 30 | 33 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Dauntless | m, d |
4 | Panalukidis hater | Looney | 3 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
10 | Still failing | Goblin Lineman | 14 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
13 | Steel comb | Goblin Lineman | 10 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
1 | Ill advised tattoo | Trained Troll | 38 | 50 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate, Block, Pro, Strong Arm, Break Tackle, Pile Driver | m, d |
15 | Golden years | Goblin Lineman | 17 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Shadowing | m |
14 | Broken bottles | Goblin Lineman | 26 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle | n, d |
13 | Scars in the front | Goblin Lineman | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Fend | |
12 | Practiced violence | Goblin Lineman | 5 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Fend | m |
11 | Dole scum | Goblin Lineman | 5 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Frenzy | m |
10 | Failure in life | Goblin Lineman | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Shadowing | |
9 | Jail bait | Goblin Lineman | 19 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
8 | Enemy of the state | Goblin Lineman | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
7 | Tartan braces | Goblin Lineman | 19 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Strip Ball | |
5 | Bright red laces | 'Ooligan | 30 | 20 | Dodge, Dirty Player, Disturbing Presence, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | -ag |
4 | Hell in a hand cart | Looney | 5 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
3 | Outstayed welcome | Fanatic | 30 | 29 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Mighty Blow, Block | n, d |
1 | Road map to damnation | Trained Troll | 2 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate | d |