| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Maibock Hurts Like Helles | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Very Long Legs, Pogo Stick | d |
15 | Copper Legend | Lineman | 2 | 0 | Very Long Legs, Pogo Stick | n |
8 | Sam Shipyard | Lineman | 2 | 0 | Very Long Legs, Pogo Stick | n, d |
12 | Leela Long Trail | Lineman | 3 | 0 | Very Long Legs, Pogo Stick | n |
15 | Flyaway | Catcher | 1 | 3 | Diving Catch, Very Long Legs, Pogo Stick | -av |
3 | Hoptimus Prime | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Very Long Legs, Pogo Stick | -st |
8 | Gary Geary | Lineman | 3 | 0 | Very Long Legs, Pogo Stick | n |
11 | Dinner | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Very Long Legs, Pogo Stick | d |
12 | Lunch | Lineman | 2 | 0 | Very Long Legs, Pogo Stick | d |
11 | Sean Smuttynose | Lineman | 4 | 0 | Very Long Legs, Pogo Stick | m, m, d |
9 | Sally Shovel Town | Lineman | 9 | 0 | Very Long Legs, Pogo Stick | n |
8 | Gary Geary | Lineman | 7 | 0 | Very Long Legs, Pogo Stick | -pa |
8 | Sam Shipyard | Lineman | 17 | 4 | Very Long Legs, Pogo Stick, Dauntless | -av |
6 | Leela Long Trail | Lineman | 8 | 9 | Very Long Legs, Pogo Stick, Dauntless, Shadowing | n |
5 | Henry Harpoon | Lineman | 10 | 12 | Very Long Legs, Pogo Stick, Wrestle, Block | m |
3 | Jack "Hoponius Union" Abby | Blitzer | 6 | 14 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Very Long Legs, Pogo Stick, Block, Dodge | n, d |