Past Players of Zon-a-Thon inna Thong
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Tight T-String II | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Block, Dodge | d |
9 | Over Shoulder Boulder Holder | Linewoman | 9 | 2 | Dodge | m, n |
4 | Tight T-String | Blitzer | 11 | 3 | Block, Dodge | m, -st |
11 | Dieing Chick | Linewoman | 2 | 2 | Dodge | m, n |
2 | Do my Thighs look Big in This? | Blitzer | 17 | 45 | Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard | d |
12 | Dieing Slick | Linewoman | 11 | 2 | Dodge | d |
11 | Dieing Chick | Linewoman | 5 | 7 | Dodge, Block | m, -st |
9 | Dieing Hard | Linewoman | 7 | 2 | Dodge | d |
7 | Banana Split | Thrower | 13 | 14 | Dodge, Pass, +MA | m, n |
5 | Soaring Hawk | Catcher | 2 | 6 | Catch, Dodge, Sure Feet | n |
4 | Holy Cow | Blitzer | 5 | 2 | Block, Dodge | m, n |
3 | Ice Babe | Blitzer | 4 | 2 | Block, Dodge | m, n |
2 | Fear Feat | Blitzer | 3 | 10 | Block, Dodge, Multiple Block | |
1 | Mean Machine | Blitzer | 10 | 17 | Block, Dodge, Frenzy, Shadowing | n |