Past Players of Da Red Ones Go Faster
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | D'oh | Troll | 22 | 32 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard, Piling On, Multiple Block | n |
7 | Da Annihilator | Blitzer | 4 | 8 | Block, +MA | m, n |
14 | Bob | Lineman | 26 | 11 | +MA | d |
13 | Bart | Lineman | 28 | 42 | +AG, Block, Dirty Player | d |
12 | Ben | Lineman | 5 | 11 | Block | n |
11 | Bill | Lineman | 14 | 9 | Block | n |
9 | One Eyed Jack | Thrower | 13 | 21 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Block | d |
6 | Da Slayer | Blitzer | 17 | 24 | Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow | -ag |
5 | Da Killer | Blitzer | 29 | 31 | Block, Tackle, Guard, +AG | m, n, -av |
4 | Jack Lame | Black Orc Blocker | 22 | 24 | Block, Guard | n, m, n |
1 | Frank Bighead | Black Orc Blocker | 15 | 7 | Block | -av, -av, d |