| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Tostitos | Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
5 | Conn's | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
10 | Mr.twinky | Halfling | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -ag, m, n |
2 | Kettle cookedLL | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | beerbatte onionrings | Halfling | 14 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
12 | munchems | Halfling | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
11 | Lay's | Halfling | 20 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
15 | Texas Strawhat | Halfling | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
14 | Kettlecooked | Halfling | 23 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | -ma, -st, d |
5 | Pringles | Halfling | 20 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Kick, +ST | d |
13 | Conn's | Halfling | 11 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
12 | Lance | Halfling | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
11 | Rold Gold | Halfling | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Kick | d |
10 | muncho | Halfling | 19 | 21 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +ST, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | Combo | Halfling | 14 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Mr. Salty | Halfling | 24 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | n |
7 | Cape Cod | Halfling | 6 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
6 | Ruffles | Halfling | 20 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Catch | -ma, d |
5 | Lays | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | Frito pie | Halfling | 8 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Kick | d |
3 | Cheeto | Halfling | 26 | 85 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG, +MA, Jump Up, Sprint, Sure Feet | -ma, n |
2 | Oakeyes Strongtrunk | Treeman | 15 | 26 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Break Tackle, +MA | d |