Past Players of Terminal Lifespan
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Grow A Spine | Storm Vermin | 1 | 0 | Block | d |
16 | Pooflinger | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
2 | Disembowelment Is Not Just For Adults | Storm Vermin | 11 | 7 | Block, Guard | d |
12 | Rock Da Casbah | Lineman | 4 | 11 | Block | d |
16 | Mutant Feces | Lineman | 3 | 5 | | d |
14 | Rump Roast | Lineman | 13 | 18 | Block, Tackle | m, n |
6 | Skippy LeToolbag | Gutter Runner | 34 | 50 | Dodge, Block, Dirty Player, Leap | n, m, n |
8 | Son of Road Pizza | Lineman | 23 | 12 | Foul Appearance | n |
11 | Marushka | Lineman | 28 | 31 | Block, Kick, Strip Ball | -av, d |
12 | Master of Baiting | Lineman | 10 | 16 | Kick, Block | m, n |
13 | Loolah | Lineman | 7 | 8 | Block | d |
14 | Biff McSkitterson | Lineman | 14 | 7 | Block | m, n |
15 | Limp Drive | Lineman | 32 | 58 | Block, Tackle, Claw, Frenzy | d |
16 | Silver Boot | Lineman | 21 | 16 | Dirty Player, Block | d |
3 | I Love Intestines | Storm Vermin | 39 | 41 | Block, +MA, +MA, Guard | d |
2 | Cattywumpus | Storm Vermin | 23 | 27 | Block, Claw, Guard | -av, d |