Past Players of Half Baked Chaos
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | I don't wanna go out there please help me! | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Lost Cause | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Brother of Wee Man | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Insurance Liability | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Wee Man | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Punk | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Captain Attitiude | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Short Man Syndrome | Chaos Halfling | 15 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | Sixteenth | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Quarter | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Little and Messy | Carver | 4 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |