Past Players of Straitjackets
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | SantaClaws | Beastman | 3 | 3 | Horns | m, -st |
11 | Daniel Dummy | Beastman | 13 | 16 | Horns, Block, Dirty Player | m, n |
9 | Oedipus Complex | Beastman | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
8 | Freaky Frank | Beastman | 2 | 11 | Horns, Dirty Player | n |
2 | Split Jack | Beastman | 28 | 20 | Horns, Block, Guard | d |
7 | Phoppic Philipp | Beastman | 26 | 26 | Horns, Block, Kick | d |
12 | Lobotomy Larry | Beastman | 16 | 16 | Horns, Block, Guard | d |
3 | Crazy Connie | Chaos Warrior | 8 | 10 | Block | n |
1 | Suizide Susi | Beastman | 15 | 36 | Horns, Block, +AG, Sure Hands | n |
11 | Weird Werner | Beastman | 24 | 9 | Horns, Block | -ma, -ma, d |
8 | Raving Rudolph | Beastman | 14 | 29 | Horns, Block, +AG | -ma, d |
7 | Loony Louis | Chaos Warrior | 10 | 28 | Block, Mighty Blow | n |
10 | Gonzo Gibberish | Beastman | 50 | 31 | Horns, Block, Strip Ball, Mighty Blow | m, -av |
1 | Suicidal Tendencies | Minotaur | 13 | 13 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Guard | d |
14 | Brainy Brian | Chaos Warrior | 11 | 21 | Block, Tentacles | d |
13 | Inferiority Complex | Chaos Warrior | 20 | 27 | Block, Tentacles | d |
12 | Insane Ivan | Chaos Warrior | 19 | 16 | Block | d |
11 | Megalomaniac | Chaos Warrior | 21 | 17 | Block, Guard | m, n |
10 | Drooling Dave | Beastman | 8 | 3 | Horns | m, -av |
9 | Bounded Bill | Beastman | 32 | 21 | Horns, Block, Mighty Blow | -ma, d |
8 | Freakish Frank | Beastman | 19 | 16 | Horns, Block, Guard | m, n |
7 | Splitting Sergej | Beastman | 18 | 12 | Horns, Dodge | m, n |
6 | Killing Kevin | Beastman | 59 | 52 | Horns, Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard | n, d |
5 | Crazy Carl | Beastman | 25 | 18 | Horns, Kick, Block | d |
4 | Mental Mike | Beastman | 25 | 29 | Horns, +ST, Block | d |
3 | Autistic Austin | Beastman | 25 | 11 | Horns, Foul Appearance | m, n |
2 | Catatonic Chris | Beastman | 32 | 30 | Horns, Guard, Foul Appearance | m, n |
1 | Mumpling Moe | Beastman | 7 | 20 | Horns, Block, Tackle | n |